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Evening heau'xmeau'x.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 18:53, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 19:45, archived)
Alright mongo

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 22:30, archived)
Alright. Just been and got my neppy.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 22:03, archived)
Wtf is a neppy?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 22:30, archived)
Nepalese takeaway.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 22:36, archived)
Ah right.
Got a Nepalese around the corner, lovely stuff. Moving soon and I'm gonna miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 22:47, archived)
Yeah, I love the place, like an indian but with more refined flavours.
And the added fun that if you managed to upset them somehow they'd probably be able to sneak into your gaff and kill you silently in your sleep.

Great lads, very professional.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 23:09, archived)
Boer underwear

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 22:50, archived)
Clearly he's one of those 'adult babies' I've read about.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2017, 13:09, archived)
¡Hola!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 22:16, archived)
Ni hao!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 22:31, archived)
I reckon 'Private Number' is up there with the Ronnetes and Shirelles in terms of perfect pop.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 23:10, archived)
nooning thread, yeah?
I have no particular place to go today. I bet you do because you're important.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 13:29, archived)
Damn right I'm important and have somewhere to go...
... Tesco, once I manage to tear myself away from Police Interceptors.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 14:07, archived)
Juicer innit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 15:22, archived)
do it

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 15:27, archived)
Already on it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 15:41, archived)
Micks' plans
Finish pint
Get sandwich from sandwich shop
Home
Nap (poss poss wank)
Wake up
Film and Nepalese
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 15:25, archived)
language or food?
(food, obvsly) and a film with whom in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 15:26, archived)
I reckon I'm going to watch something terrible.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii maybe?

youtu.be/Uin6b2iGy9E

If I'm still awake it's going to be Rob Altmans' long goodbye, because it's a really good film that cheers me right up whenever I watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 15:34, archived)
Siphon replaced, job's a good 'un.
Cheers mongy.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 16:00, archived)
No worries

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 16:18, archived)
ITALIAN HOLLIBOBZ THREAD

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 18:31, archived)
Richard McBeef needs to check out David Lee Roth's bluegrass version of "Jump"
If he thinks he hated DLR before....he ain't seen nothing yet
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 18:52, archived)
Ricardo McBeef needs to have a long hard look at his life and then give himself a dry slap.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 18:54, archived)
David Lee Roth is a shit

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Sep 2017, 18:54, archived)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 8 Sep 2017, 21:57, archived)
Van Halen are gay shit and DLR should kill himself.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 18:57, archived)
They or him?

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 19:15, archived)
HIM is gay shit as well

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 19:28, archived)
HIV MORE LIKE!!!!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 19:32, archived)
You

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 19:29, archived)
David and me in a suicide pact
we have so little in common I don't see it really.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 19:35, archived)
Fingers crossed mate.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 19:41, archived)
Fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 8 Sep 2017, 21:58, archived)
I think it's awesome

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 19:46, archived)
Ok, reporting this for trolling

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 20:43, archived)
I am Weasel!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 19:30, archived)
R U Baboon?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 19:32, archived)
I spoke to Italians earlier, no good, spoke to some Swiss, much better , so I might go

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 19:45, archived)
cheeseist!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 23:22, archived)
I like it when every member of a team wins a crystal,
Because I'd be pretty cut up if I was the one who couldn't manage it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Sep 2017, 20:39, archived)
Crystals are sharp

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 20:51, archived)
Just done some crystals here as it goes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 20:52, archived)
I ain't had naink since February , swear down

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 20:57, archived)
sweetest m
shit is good, yo
always
b xx
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 21:01, archived)
Grab my Terry folds
Touch my holdy flaps
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 9 Sep 2017, 2:04, archived)
Yeah, we should probably have a new thread now.
It's as quiet as a rave at Glyndebourne in the office today. Discuss the criminal pointlessness of having to hang around in the office when you could be doing something to better yourself as a person or at least derive a more concentrated form of enjoyment from life.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:10, archived)
Is there anyone about to give you a bollocking if you just went home?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:16, archived)
The manager who checks the CCTV on monday morning

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:19, archived)
You can sort that with a tape loop.
i.makeagif.com/media/8-14-2015/FqNdxG.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:23, archived)

?

EDIT: Dammit Slippery Mick! *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:24, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:25, archived)
My boss is bound to come back from lunch at some point (she's currently been gone a fraction over two hours)
and she's sufficiently highly strung to make a scene of it. I don't know why she can't be like normal people and come back from long lunches with clients pissed out of her mind.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:21, archived)
Sounds like a pain in the arse and a hypocrite.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:23, archived)
You know her then?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:30, archived)
what a cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:37, archived)
I'd put tequila in her coffee if she ever drank coffee in the office.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:37, archived)
spike her
it'll be well lol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:38, archived)
phwoar

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:53, archived)
^ this
Spent half the morning skiving on the interflebs because there's nothing to do. Going to watch It later, see what all the fuss is about
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:19, archived)

tch nk
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:32, archived)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:32, archived)
It's about a transdimensional spider demon that disguises itself as a clown so as to lure the children upon which it preys.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:36, archived)
+ but that's not important right now.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:37, archived)
i read a review yesterday
that said this film was only the first half of the story. i foresee a lot of pissed off moviegoers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:39, archived)
I recorded the previous version of the TV, once, not realising it was in 2 parts.
The typical first half of a Stephen King story doesn't make for satisfying viewing.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:45, archived)
I'd just like to point out an exception to this is his self-directed classic MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:58, archived)
The uncut version of the bit where a kid gets run over by a roller is great.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:01, archived)
He says he was so beaked up he doesn't even recall making it.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:02, archived)
Didn't one of the fx team lose an eye, or something?
Totally worth it, though, for a modern classic.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:08, archived)
The director of photography, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:22, archived)
Maximum Overdrive would've been better if it ended with the mechanic from Repo Man turning up in the flying and glowing Chevy Malibu to sort it all out.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:01, archived)
fucking love that film
got it on dvd recently for £1.99
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:08, archived)
FFS, are they going to milk it for money until its nipples fall off like they did with The Hobbit?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:45, archived)
King was smart enough to set all his stories in a shared universe,
so It: Part 3 can feature Pennywise in a team-up with the trucks from Maximum Overdrive, before they all get gunned down by Roland Deschain in Part 4, setting up a spin-off where he has to battle the zombie people from Cell (who all get eaten by the Langoliers).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:52, archived)
I've been driven almost to tears by the hot air coming from self-important idiots in suits who have no fucking idea what they're talking about but that's okay so long as you use the word "process" over and over

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:22, archived)
Are you me?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:24, archived)
It's enough to make anyone get punchy.
Reminds me of that documentary they did about when Heston Blumenthal got drafted in to update the menu at Little Chef, and had to deal with that stuffed shirt of a senior manager who'd never run a restaurant in his life, had no idea of what it involved and no ability to either listen or learn.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:26, archived)
You tell em!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:16, archived)
i wouldn't know about that sort of thing, i do know that it is impossible to get a hulk at anywhere near list price, can't scratch this itch

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:37, archived)
Even if you do find one, it'll be infested with genestealers.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:46, archived)
as usual
humanity is on the brink of nuclear warfare, natural disasters are destroying the lives of untold numbers, corruption and crime is everywhere and every "normal" person gits shit wages.

FREEDOM !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:58, archived)
CONFORM
CONSUME
OBEY
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:00, archived)
either put on these glasses or start eating that trashcan

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:03, archived)
^ and that's how I lost my job at specsavers

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:03, archived)
sad story bro

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:06, archived)
I think we're all forgetting Dusty Springfield's 1988 hit Nothing has been proved

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:03, archived)
Dusty in Memphis is a lovely album.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:03, archived)
but a shit weather forecast

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:19, archived)

weather forecast sex act
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:27, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:19, archived)
bangin'

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:26, archived)
Shiny, shiny...shiny boots of leather
there
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:27, archived)
those are not on the approved school uniform list

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:42, archived)
Just picked up me new glasses. I'm not used to this level of sharpness.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:43, archived)
you're meant to put frames on them, m8

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:48, archived)
Dark brown tortoise shell m8

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:57, archived)
safe space thread

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:06, archived)
Alright

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:07, archived)
Ha, I appear to have done an unintentional threadstomp again.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:11, archived)
safe spaces are for fucking pansies

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:14, archived)
I'll safe your space iykwim

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:17, archived)
HIYA!!
The police have asked for MORE money to find Maddie...
What's the last dead horse you flogged?

alt. Weekend Glans?
Im going geocaching tomorrow with the youngin, and then im away for a week in SHITBY MORE LIKE!!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 10:37, archived)
Georgia xx

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 10:40, archived)
Hi Horbs x

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 10:47, archived)
Eldest's birthday tomorrow
So all manner of jolly activities
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 10:42, archived)
Lap dancing club?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 10:44, archived)
has anyone said b3ta yet?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 10:51, archived)
no, you go for it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 10:52, archived)
thx
*ahem* b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 10:55, archived)
also, I hear the mods are away
.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 10:53, archived)
i'm not sure having mods that bully away forum members is a good idea anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:04, archived)
i'm not angry
i'm just disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:04, archived)
you can't intimidate me, you big bully

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:16, archived)
I've reported him to the international council of forum moderators, they take a dim view on this sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:17, archived)
takes about two weeks to get a reply back from there

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:20, archived)
the reintroduction of the paris meridian line

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:03, archived)
Off to Iceland next week for bizness
So this weekend will consist of working out if I have enough smart clothes to cover the whole of the trip.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:04, archived)
no you don't
pop into Next on Sat and pick up some more trousers
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:05, archived)
You are right :(

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:14, archived)
awright mush
wanna buy a dead 'orse?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:06, archived)
I won't lie to you
I need a dead horse, and I need one today
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:16, archived)
Rehearsal tonight for a concert next Sat.
Supposed to be rehearsing tomorrow night as well but I'm tempted to fuck it off and watch the rugby.

House/techno/trance festival on Sunday, so the weather had better get its act together.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:07, archived)
Dead Shed...
I had a shed that was going rotten but it had some good bits. Over about 20years I have been cutting up and reforming it. Now about the size of a grit bin but it used be able to fit a small car.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:19, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:24, archived)
I see...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:29, archived)
I was meant to be in Hamburg today too :(
But the stupid gay bit of the stupid cruise got cancelled because of stupid Russia/US relations.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:30, archived)
Prolly just go to Florence

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 12:05, archived)
Might be arranging a viewing of a 15th century coaching inn,
as we contemplate the horribly middle class notion of moving house to be in a better school catchment area.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 12:10, archived)
Are you going to contemplate not putting up your inlaws while you're at it?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 12:21, archived)
Not likely.
My sister-in-law's inheritance was part of the deposit on our current place, and I couldn't afford to pay her off during this move. That and rendering them destitute would probably be seen as a bit of a dick move.

I'm really not keen on the idea of moving, but this place would mean that we could park all of our cars off the road. Daughter burst into tears at the thought of changing schools, though, despite the fact that she stands to gain the most, so it'll probably come to nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 12:45, archived)
sounds like trouble

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 12:23, archived)
Alright, 'one of Shampoo'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 12:27, archived)
Not half.
I hate moving, and I'm sure a Grade II listed building will come with a whole new set of problems.
It looks nice, though (until I remember that I want my mortgage to be smaller, not bigger).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 12:51, archived)
Seeing Arab Strap tonight; on-call the weekend so prolly just pottering about.
Might watch Hard Ticket to Hawaii.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 12:11, archived)
Obv strikey-g

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 12:13, archived)
You'll be the biggest prick they've ever seen.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 12:41, archived)
Only 'cos you moved to York.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 12:41, archived)
I bumped into Rick Witter again the other week.
He didn't recognise me :'(
(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 12:42, archived)
I'm flogging my dead horse as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 12:33, archived)
IBYA, YDOB

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 12:42, archived)
walking like a zombie
stupid fucking sciatica
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 12:56, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 6:37, archived)
morning

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 7:02, archived)
Fixed my phone, eventually.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 7:36, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 7:57, archived)
Wh'appen, the boy who micturates.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 8:05, archived)
good morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 8:32, archived)
hiya m8

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 8:56, archived)
What's crackalacking?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Sep 2017, 8:38, archived)
not much

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 8:56, archived)
I'm watching a documentary about you and your mates
youtu.be/ng8Ll7x08Vk
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:52, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 8:39, archived)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 8:56, archived)
dribble

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:01, archived)
Soon be Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 8:53, archived)
figgy puddi for all

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 8:56, archived)
We all love the figgy pudding

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 8:59, archived)

y pudd
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:13, archived)
Excellent, gonna get my daughter an electric ride-on lamborghini which is basically just a giant radio controlled car for me.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 10:02, archived)
http://www.b3ta.com/talk/write.php?parent=8113315

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 8:53, archived)
http://www.b3ta.com/talk/write.php?parent=8113334

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 8:57, archived)
fuck off
good morning everybody
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:13, archived)
morning, gentile

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:18, archived)
It's merry CHRISTMAS
and if you don't like it, then why don't you just move back to Islamistan
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:19, archived)
sounds great

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:23, archived)
It's lovely, actually

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:38, archived)
Moaning

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:20, archived)
morning grrrmachine

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:32, archived)
Hey!
I am me... The elusive chanteuse
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:35, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:35, archived)
HI DE HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:45, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 10:16, archived)
bit busy today but just wanted to stop by and say a hearty 'hello' to all my forum friends
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 10:30, archived)
manol33t

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 10:31, archived)
hi friend

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 10:36, archived)
Well well well
How nostalgic
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:56, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 22:29, archived)
sorry
i went to watch a video
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 23:35, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 2:28, archived)
i got a job
idgi

can't be long to the end of the world now. Satan must be buying woollies in anticipation.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:09, archived)
I've had loads of jobs, good luck

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:11, archived)
Well done
anything enjoyable?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:20, archived)
alt: Post-brexit fruit picker now that the buggers have been sent back

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:22, archived)
I hate this argument , show me the date farming harvest relied on other ' European" citizens to collect a harvest

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:25, archived)
What argument, I'm just saying that there are potentially more minimum wage jobs available now if we don't have an immigration quota to fulfil

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:40, archived)
And with a fucked economy we'll probably all become fruit pickers once we get peckish.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:48, archived)
Good, fucking bloggers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:52, archived)
That £10 an hour mininum will look super once sterling is worth fuck all

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:53, archived)
I was reading in the private eye that British MEP's now earn 20 grand more than mp's cos the pound's fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:55, archived)
95 grand for an MEP?
Farkinell
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 22:00, archived)
Nah m8, work in mortgage lending innit.
Houses may be expensive but it's never been easier to buy.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 22:01, archived)
In 20 years we'll all be care workers, funeral directors or dead

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 22:03, archived)
I hope I get 'dead'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 22:05, archived)

I admire your ambition.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 22:07, archived)
I'm doing misery fill-in for the late expat

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 22:11, archived)
I've just put on Hard Ticket to Hawaii.
Frisbee death soon come
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 22:18, archived)
Bark Psychosis y/n
Hex is getting a vinyl reissue, good tiemz
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 22:23, archived)
Don't think I've ever listened to them.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 22:31, archived)
Have a listen to Hex, its on Spotters

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 22:55, archived)
Hope Sandoval, y/n?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 23:06, archived)
A big fat Y

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 23:28, archived)
Yeah come on MGT, what is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:34, archived)
Is it any of the things mentioned here:
www.b3ta.com/talk/7811227 ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:35, archived)
Well done mgt.
I popped down to Glasgow for an interview today, seeing as it's relevant.

Still in C I assume?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:37, archived)
^sharon stone

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:41, archived)
I'm wearing fleece trakkies and a hoodie.
But I'm willing to uncross my legs anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:45, archived)
Cor!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 21:46, archived)
Hiya

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 18:14, archived)
alright, 'OutKast'

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 18:20, archived)
that time already?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 18:42, archived)
My phone seems to be softbricked.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 20:37, archived)
Of course they're all softbricked by the time I've finished with them.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 20:40, archived)
GS

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 20:41, archived)
And then I got off the bus, ah.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 20:45, archived)
Well today has been a pile of shit
And next week is going to be a pile of shit. What is there to be optimistic about these days?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 16:01, archived)
That, one day, it will all come to an end

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 16:04, archived)
We'll not like it when it comes
But it'll be a fine sleep
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 16:07, archived)
goodnight sweet prince x

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 16:17, archived)
fat bum gay tit willy ball bum poo nan bend
more like
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 17:57, archived)
I think one of those bums should be cum really

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 18:06, archived)
you could be right

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 18:32, archived)
Sage, m8
Sage
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 18:15, archived)
and onion

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 18:31, archived)
#everybodyneedsabosomforapillow

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 16:14, archived)
Macedonian pop-folk music

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 16:16, archived)
I thought the Balkan music craze of the 2000's is over

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 16:33, archived)
It will rise again

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 16:33, archived)
This album
Is great for that. Then every jeff thought they could do it.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 16:53, archived)
nah, this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4sbSphSBAE
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 16:59, archived)
How does that guy maintain such and excellent vacant stare
Constantly
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 17:04, archived)
Baselworld 2018

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 16:19, archived)
It's been up and down for me, for sure...
Week off next week though. Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 16:20, archived)
ibih
ydob
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 18:00, archived)
Might start to bully McBeef in to buying some shoes he doesn't need.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 16:23, archived)
I have shoes that might give RMcB orgasms

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 16:36, archived)
strictly is back soon

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 17:55, archived)
Everyone involved with that programme should be strung up by the pubes and thrashed with corn-husks.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 19:49, archived)
People who watch, go on, or even vaguely know what is happening on x-factor should be ground into birdfeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 19:51, archived)
Alright you smelly bellends.
What's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:26, archived)
I'm hooked on heroin, and have spent all my savings on rent boys.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:29, archived)
alright Boy George

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:38, archived)
Hello Jacob Rees-Mogg.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Sep 2017, 13:14, archived)
he seems like a nice fella, i'd vote for him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 13:23, archived)
He wants to ban bivvys.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:27, archived)
i'm sure he has his reasons

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:28, archived)
Bad back
But good cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:31, archived)
Is there a link?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:41, archived)
Between my back and the cheese?
No
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:55, archived)
egg

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:37, archived)
Egg is going on?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:40, archived)
egg and other egg related activities

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:41, archived)
the rent, motherfucker

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:37, archived)
Well,
Jonathan Larson’s musical is 20 years young and still rocks effectively in this revival by Bruce Guthrie, played out on a scaffold design by Anna Fleischle that invokes the grimy glamour of New York. A thrilling young cast do an awful lot to disguise the flaws of the show, which is set among a community of artists, drug users and homeless people in the East Village during the mid-1990s.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:44, archived)
See?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:44, archived)
Just finished lunch and am about to get the kettle on, FYI.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:46, archived)
Big fat cocks

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:47, archived)
Dunno nobody tells me naink

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:49, archived)
I like big butts
And I cannot lie
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:54, archived)
^trawls pub ashtrays for dimps

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 13:36, archived)
Only if they have lipstick on them

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:03, archived)
Standard

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:50, archived)
Imagine if every time you pressed F5 some guy down the telegraph office had to receive the page content a character at a time, then when it was finished give it to a typesetter to lay out, then it was put through a printing press, and the result hand
delivered to your desk, eh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:02, archived)
I get rob to fax me any updates to talk, then I fax back my comments.
My atrocious handwriting is the cause of all the typos.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:09, archived)
My page refreshes arrive one pigeon at a time.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:13, archived)
No-one's reading all that shit you typeset

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:18, archived)
You prick's with your modern technology
I still get /talk via smoke signal and rudimentary sign language
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:56, archived)
*makes 'wanker' gesture*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 15:57, archived)
A fortnight ago I downloaded a big zip file of random images to use as a scrolling desktop background for my work PC.
The current image is a sunny but windswept landscape featuring a piercingly clear mountain lake, trees and clouds, overlaid with the empowering motto "Gay people prefer anal sex."
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:22, archived)
Terrible bullying of your workplace lesbians.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:24, archived)
It would be if there were any.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:31, archived)
tell that to lesbians

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:24, archived)
I've been trying but I can't find any.
Maybe I should take out an ad on Gumtree.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:31, archived)
LESBOS

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:43, archived)
That's a Greek island,
where they make yogurt.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:51, archived)
I've got Mister meseeks looking all smug on mine.
Before that it was a still from Tarkovsky's Stalker. What a wanker eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:45, archived)
TIL /talk is a sentient entity that controls our thoughts and actions.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:49, archived)
Just had an interview; having a pint before I think about getting a train home.
The interview went OK. Not great, not a disaster. First in 8 years; bumbled a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:54, archived)
hate interviewing and being interviewed
fucking dog shit all of it
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 14:59, archived)
anybody that enjoys it is a fucking weirdo and shouldn't be employed

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 15:01, archived)
^^^^
Probably the sort of cunt that ends up in the apprentice.

I'd like to work there but also appreciate I probably need interview practice. It's a shame if the practice on this allows me to bag a worse job.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 15:02, archived)
Oh , lucky I'm not

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 15:06, archived)
wanna come work for me?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 15:08, archived)
Do sparks even get interviews? My mate, admittedly a block said most sites just used to keep him for an hour to make sure he wasn't jonesing for booze or skag.
Apparently it's scaffolders that love the brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 15:09, archived)
permanent jobs you'd get an interview, subbin nah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 15:16, archived)
Seen. He loved his price work.
Think he's getting a bit of for that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 15:21, archived)
The CEO advised me to use the whiteboard while talking to the techie.
So if nothing else, they know I can't draw for shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 15:01, archived)
"Can you guess what it is yet?"

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 15:05, archived)
Prior to yewtree I had occasionally been described as looking like a 'young rolf harris'.
Manfredd Mann is more accurate though.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 15:07, archived)
Mid Morning Salutations!
Turns out that woman who had Dali exhumed wasn't even related!!
Which dead celebrity do YOU think you're related to?
Tell me your Thursday glans.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 10:43, archived)
Dunno about being related to any dead slebs.
Night off from the gym tonight, after two nights in a row doing German volume training. Might catch a film, or alternatively fall asleep in my dinner at 20:00.

Edit: I'd also like to point out that that was a cracking morning thread. Well done to all concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 10:49, archived)
Scheibe

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 10:59, archived)
You can use ALT+0223 to create a 'ß'.
Y'know, if you can be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:14, archived)
nah m8

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:32, archived)
Yeh, that's what I figured.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:17, archived)
Charlemagne

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 10:59, archived)
Charlemagne's mum

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:03, archived)
charlesdegaulle

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:05, archived)
Charlemagne's right bollock

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:10, archived)
charlesincharge

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:11, archived)
charles something dunno can't be bothered

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:24, archived)
Charlie Chalk?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:27, archived)
yeah that'll do

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:28, archived)
I'm Leo Sayer's lovechild.
He's probably still alive, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:30, archived)
I love a good 'leo sayer'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:31, archived)
the original olly murs

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 11:52, archived)
Albert Fish

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 12:02, archived)
Are you lot still here?

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 20:04, archived)
mainly lurking, but yes

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 20:08, archived)
most have died

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 20:18, archived)
Sometimes they come back The LOVELY Drimbley.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Sep 2017, 22:40, archived)
No

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 20:19, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 20:20, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Sep 2017, 20:59, archived)
your post is important to us, please leave a message and one of our operatives will get back to you at the earliest opportunity

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 20:59, archived)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 21:03, archived)
See you again in about 26 months, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 21:18, archived)

media.giphy.com/media/l2JdVVG6n1rSop1bq/giphy.gif
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 21:24, archived)
I'm still here
And so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 21:37, archived)
I left to write porn.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 21:52, archived)
I left to read mike woz ere's porn.
His Sammi fanfic is almost as good as mine.
And his Gonzy stuf is even better.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Sep 2017, 22:41, archived)
I'm not, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 21:56, archived)
it's mostly a different lot now, you wouldn't like it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 22:08, archived)
Came back early from the pub.
I got given a heads up that I might have to work tomorrow. Not happening now. BOOZE AND TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER FRENZY TIEM!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 Sep 2017, 22:39, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Sep 2017, 2:59, archived)
Alright

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:58, archived)
CLASSIC!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:59, archived)
Hi ja$e how r u lol

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 18:04, archived)
lolblanked
IM GUD, MAN/END
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 18:43, archived)
Been to Bundobust yet?

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 18:47, archived)
I like that place

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:16, archived)
I've only been to the Leeds one. The food is fantastic.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:25, archived)
The Manchester one is good
I like the food. And the beers.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:37, archived)
The food is identical, right?

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:49, archived)
Freaks my nut

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 18:35, archived)
Suck my balls

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 18:38, archived)
Shan't

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 18:48, archived)
Get a job and suck my balls

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 18:57, archived)
Tits

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:39, archived)
Dearest b, the quality of alright threads has changed? If this is living without you and them I'm not sure I can
m
x
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:47, archived)
Sweetest m, stay strong, together we can overcome the scourge of sub par alright threads
always
b xx
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 20:02, archived)
no i'm half left ahahhahahahahah!!!
please love me :(
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:42, archived)
You are my favourite one here

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:43, archived)
You're even shitter at beeter than I am.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:49, archived)
I dunno so much, think he just gave you the ultimate insult

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:55, archived)
Damning with faint praise sure enough:'(

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 19:58, archived)
Did somebody say insurance fraud?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 16:27, archived)
don't think so, can't belive manolith is getting on a stamp, and is the first one two hats?
www.royalmail.com/starwars?iid=PROMO_H1_SWMARS
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 16:28, archived)
First class, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:06, archived)
Didn't they scrap 2nd class stamps ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:08, archived)
yes
but not for businesses. There is also Economy (3rd class).
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:10, archived)
I'm not sticking two hats on my business

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:11, archived)
Hurtful

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:13, archived)
but lawnful

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:15, archived)
You can go on my junk

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:18, archived)
terrible soliciting

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:22, archived)
aw yiss
they used the good photo
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:46, archived)
You need a better intro catchphrase
Can't see you being a recurring character on Cheers with that.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 16:34, archived)
What's a nice beer like you doing in a face like this?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 16:40, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 16:45, archived)
So horrible.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 16:48, archived)
Alright Stunned poster.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 16:39, archived)
Wassappening?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 16:41, archived)
I'll defraud your insurance.
If you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Sep 2017, 16:39, archived)
I live for it!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 16:41, archived)
I'm an expert AMA!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 16:55, archived)
Mother of pearl dial?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:12, archived)
not my thing

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:21, archived)
Oh, It's just your mum said... nevermind

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:27, archived)
oh :(

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:43, archived)

definitely not a simpsons gif
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:50, archived)
Have you hd a car accident in the last 3 years?
Gaz me 4 more info.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Sep 2017, 17:59, archived)

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