alright

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:04, archived)

Mano

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:15, archived)

dozy

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:20, archived)

as in
'you dozy cunt'
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:30, archived)

Bit rude pal, this is a family forum.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:42, archived)

i'm not your pal, buddy

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:44, archived)

Charming.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:55, archived)

Get bent

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:16, archived)

do i have to?
i'm a bit tired
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:20, archived)

Oh, nah, you carry on mate

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:23, archived)

cheers pal
next time, yeah?
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:26, archived)

Yeah, sure. I look forward to it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:40, archived)

Here we go!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:21, archived)

^ superstar DJ

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:23, archived)

1,000 Homo DJs, more like.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 22:53, archived)

i just couldn't look at that shit anymore

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:25, archived)

Me, you mean

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:51, archived)

u shldnt put urself down like that bbz
xox
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:59, archived)

My kids want kfc, they ain't delivering at the moment, I'm caught between a rod and a fireplace as the saying goes

( mongychops, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:39, archived)

have just eat not got a sufficiently good fried chicken place near you?
or are they all about those 11 herbs & spices?
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:43, archived)

I've ordered a curry , sod em

( mongychops, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 20:17, archived)

Get Morrisons to deliver some frozen sfc and then microwave it, it's the exact same thing.
I assume, I don't eat that sort of thing
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:46, archived)

you don't eat cocks?
pull the other one
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:50, archived)

I don't do that either I'm afraid.
Tend to draw the line at bum fingering
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 19:55, archived)

I'm sure you don't, your wife wouldn't let you

( mongychops, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 20:18, archived)

Turns out she's having pregnancy cravings for KFC so I've just got back from the drive through

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 21:35, archived)

My best bit of pregnancy is when they say they want something, then they don't and the fact that you've been near makes them feel sick

( mongychops, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 21:55, archived)

Yeah I'm getting a bit fat from eating all the stuff she said she wanted half an hour ago but then changed her mind

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 22:38, archived)

#fattoo

( mongychops, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 23:20, archived)

When my missus was pregnant, she'd just get tired and sleep a lot.
I got the best part of 9 months in which to drink beer and play Playstation to my heart's content. It was ace.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 23:30, archived)

I can't imagine KFC travels well.
I tried one of those double down things; it was a bit soggy and a mess to eat. Idea better than the execution.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 22:25, archived)

Seems too, I've had it before

( mongychops, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 22:33, archived)

alright

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 20:12, archived)

Dearest b,
I'm sweet, hope this find you well

m

x
( mongychops, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 20:19, archived)

I bought some chilli and lime peanuts.
I normally love chilli and lime but these aren't doing much for me at all.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 22:27, archived)

well that's one for the diary, eh

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 22:31, archived)

is this a chris morris thing on radio 3 right now?

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 22:51, archived)

as a child and preteen I remember waking up Saturdays as if by instinct around 5-6am to watch cartoons on tv. all day.
morning
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 9:15, archived)

I'd quite like it if my kids could take themselves downstairs of a Saturday morning, and amuse themselves,
so that me and the missus could amuse ourselves.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 9:40, archived)

Woah, you used the word 'preteen'
As if by magic spanishfly will appear
(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 10:01, archived)

You called

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 12:13, archived)

I get up to get it on.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 21 Oct 2017, 11:47, archived)

I've just been down the Post Office to pay my leccy bill
so it's shaping up to be a rip-roaring Saturday so far.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 11:53, archived)

I've fitted in the new washing machine and chivvied the kids through a good chunk of their homework.
Lunch beckons, then Pokegym.
God, my Saturdays are exciting.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 12:07, archived)

I'm on my way to the pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 12:20, archived)

i'm chalking today up as a write off
and getting twatted
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 15:31, archived)

Hello
I'm really old now. How old are you.
( krang, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 23:02, archived)

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

( $$ ✅, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 23:09, archived)

Go to bed

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Oct 2017, 23:11, archived)

As old as the skies and the seas

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 23:14, archived)

I would say consult the spreadsheet but it's now hopelessly out of date

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 23:16, archived)

o/

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 0:20, archived)

14 and autism

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 6:46, archived)

43 tomorrow

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 15:32, archived)

Lol

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 18:10, archived)

snuffle

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 18:46, archived)

hello

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 19:07, archived)

So, I've been accepted as a volunteer blood bike rider, got to go in and see them next week.
If I see that the blood is for you I would definitely piss in it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Oct 2017, 19:07, archived)

You get to ride one of those orange and yellow ones?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 19:13, archived)

I dunno yet. I think so yeah.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Oct 2017, 19:24, archived)

Cool, it's a nice thing

( mongychops, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 19:54, archived)

Yeah, I reckon it'll be fun and give a bit back.
My dad was saved by a blood biker getting to the hospital on time a few years back and I always thought about doing it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Oct 2017, 19:58, archived)

When are you on-call for that or whatever?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 19:55, archived)

That's what I'm going in to talk about.
What sort of shifts i can cover etc.
Looks to be sort of 7pm to 7am through the week and daytime weekends.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Oct 2017, 19:57, archived)

Fair enough, not *that* disruptive then.
I do on-call in this job but have gotten called out about 4 times in about 6 years so was pretty lax with it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 20:10, archived)

Pint of O negative,
and be quick about it. And some chips, if it's not too much trouble.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 22:14, archived)

sons of silence wouldn't take you, then?

(ozof, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 0:13, archived)

Beer time

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 19:15, archived)

Rich

( mongychops, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 19:56, archived)

Hi Dozer I am going to have a drink tonight
Would you like to join me? I am offering the olive branch
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 19:59, archived)

Two men enter, one man leaves

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 22:55, archived)

, one man leaves each other
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 1:05, archived)

i'm a bit bored so i'm gonna head off early today
have a good weekend folks, see you on monday
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 15:45, archived)

Ok no probs we'll cover for you, have a good one

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 15:49, archived)

Bloody part-timers!
haha, no you're alright. Have a great weekend, pal.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 15:50, archived)

I'm well thanks,
Sorry I didn't respond earlier, it's been a bit busy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:14, archived)

That's ok
glad to hear it
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:16, archived)

How are you mate?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:19, archived)

Yeah, I'm alright
Be happier if someone wanted to buy my house, but there we are
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:23, archived)

sell it on
pleasebuymyhouse.com
( $$ ✅, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:25, archived)

*subscribes*

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:41, archived)

I'll give you tuppence ha'penny.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:26, archived)

pervert

( $$ ✅, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:27, archived)

that's 11p in new money!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:41, archived)

I was considering selling, but after speaking to my brother who is going through it,
I have decided to sort the bathroom and just stay
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:35, archived)

There are loads of pros to staying where we are
I dunno. I just don't want to live here anymore, is the long and short of it.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:42, archived)

That's the only reason you need.
You're always welcome at my place.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:49, archived)

Thx m8 x

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:49, archived)

Have a good one, squire.
I'm leaving a cheeky 10 minutes early as well.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 15:52, archived)

I will be here waiting

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 15:54, archived)

Ok mate, see you Monday.
Hope it's a nice weekend.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:14, archived)

Juicer time

( mongychops, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:14, archived)

godspeed

( $$ ✅, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:15, archived)

Lift yr skinny penus like antennas to heaven

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 16:50, archived)

how has the 13% increase in radical islamic terror affected your day to day life?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:39, archived)

Dunno, but my watch is fixed, won't be able to get it till Monday tho
Dear Sir,



It is with pleasure that we are e-mailing to advise that work on your watch is now complete and as such it is now ready for collection
( mongychops, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:40, archived)

i'm just happy it's fixed and that ordeal is now behind you x

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:41, archived)

It's great news, all free of charge and I'll get the travel case, bag and polishing cloth thrown in

( mongychops, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:45, archived)

oh thank god
sending love
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:42, archived)

They really are great at customer service,

( mongychops, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:47, archived)

the thing is you can always have more kids but some of those watches are really special

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:49, archived)

I don't want more kids but I do want more watches, I think that speaks for itself

( mongychops, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:52, archived)

I never leave my home
and call the police if anyone darker than Noel Fielding walks past the house
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:42, archived)

anyone darker than
l n
past
u r
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:49, archived)

lol, Noen Fielding

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 15:00, archived)

you should join a club, try and meet people just like you

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 15:01, archived)

Not a bad idea
I'll check the notice board next time I'm at the church
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 15:09, archived)

Not sure of the exact percentage but my masturbation levels have increased enormously

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:42, archived)

Hmm, mine have risen a little, actually
Wonder if that's significant
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:42, archived)

it's possible that the two of you have synchronised
y'know like blobbing birds do
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:48, archived)

typical man

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:52, archived)

I have increased my racism by 13% to match this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:45, archived)

I'm the good guy with a suicide vest that will somehow prevent massive casualties

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:46, archived)

my suicide vest is in the wash

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:52, archived)

I keep my tabs in the sleeves of my suicide vest, like a jihadi geordie

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:53, archived)

+ master

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 15:01, archived)

No fatwa chicks

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 15:11, archived)

On the plus side, that extra 13% for the same price gets me an average of three extra washes.
On the downside, the slightly larger bottle takes up more space in the bathroom cabinet.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:48, archived)

gnarly Islam is down 3%

( $$ ✅, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:53, archived)

surf's up, mohamed

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:55, archived)

I've accepted the grace of Allah the merciful,
and resolved to punish the infidel in his name.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 14:59, archived)

that's great, baby :)

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 15:01, archived)

good for you, we're never going to achieve the mutual destruction of western society if people keep talking britain down

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 15:02, archived)

ﭑ ﭒ ﭓ ﭔ ﭕ ﭖ ﭗ ﭘ ﭙﭚ ﭛ ﭜ ﭝ ﭞ
( $$ ✅, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 15:10, archived)

balls

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:00, archived)

thank god, something sensible

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:01, archived)

brew a coffee and say balls
a guaranteed good start to any day.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:04, archived)

YEAH

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:11, archived)

I declare good times are in the pipeline

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:14, archived)

I'm feeling VERY positive about this

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:17, archived)

Yeah, but be careful not to get mixed up and say coffee and brew your balls lol

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:42, archived)

I am sorry for thinking you were female
But you can’t be offended by things if you weren’t a little bitch.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 11:23, archived)

haha
ok, now I have NO idea what you're talking about
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 11:29, archived)

Well I thought you were a female
Because you are a little whiny bitch
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 11:36, archived)

Bouncy?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:05, archived)

meaty, beaty, big and bouncy

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:06, archived)

Bucky balls.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:06, archived)

bucky egg

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:06, archived)

Buck Rock

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:07, archived)

Buck Norris

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:08, archived)

Uncle Buck
Wait...
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:14, archived)

Shut your bucking face, Uncle Bucker!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:16, archived)

careful now
this is a family forum
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:16, archived)

Buck Rogers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:16, archived)

morning balls

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:17, archived)

anyone got any hot takes i can put on twitter?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:26, archived)

I've got some in the oven now

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:29, archived)

Fanny bum bot benny frot gake shite man butt mon shitter, more like

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:36, archived)

Alright, Postman Patois.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:42, archived)

wah gwan

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:51, archived)

Jess Rule

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 11:03, archived)

I like it when she swears and then says biscuit

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 11:06, archived)

I for one can't wait for the Star Wars VS Star Trek crossover movie

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:43, archived)

"Use the Force, Jean Luc."

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:57, archived)

summat about trump probly

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:48, archived)

donald trump, I mean

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 10:51, archived)

who?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 11:25, archived)

american reality show guy
he keeps saying stupid things on twitter. He's well LOL.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 11:28, archived)

No, but i can warm it up in the microwave if you want.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 11:10, archived)

McDonnell

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 11:11, archived)

Cool

( mongychops, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 11:14, archived)

SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS...PUT EM IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK EM
Remeber when South Park was the shit.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 11:24, archived)

morning has broken...
I have today off work. Unexpectedly. What should I do with my time?

Kill myself?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 8:50, archived)

Do something you enjoy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 8:53, archived)

Get your Christmas shopping done.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:03, archived)

My wife also has the day off
It's already interfering with my routine. At least she's taking me out for lunch today, so not all bad.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:06, archived)

Hello new person

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:41, archived)

And I didn’t realise there were any same sex marriages here
Well done to you both
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:42, archived)

you are VERY clever, you know

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:42, archived)

I am VERY confused.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:43, archived)

Genuinely thought you were female

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:43, archived)

I guess

( $$ ✅, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:08, archived)

It's my wedding anniversay today, Dollars
What about THAT, eh?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:11, archived)

congrats!
celebrate with an egg
( $$ ✅, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:13, archived)

I sure will!
and thank you
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:14, archived)

Might have a wank to celebrate

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:14, archived)

OG's

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:15, archived)

Congratulations to you.
Commiserations to Mrs Hats.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:18, archived)

SHE DOES ALRIGHT
cheers
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:24, archived)

She's a wonderful woman and I want only the best for her.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:35, archived)

how kind

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:40, archived)

Steady on, either you're making out that TH is the undisputed best or that they should divorce

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:40, archived)

If everything that Two Hats has said about her is true,
I will forever hold a candle for her.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:43, archived)

Actually, this sounds really creepy.
Like Richard Herring's obsession with the Corrs.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:49, archived)

That's ok
You have my blessing
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:49, archived)

Great.
I shall build a shrine to the Lady Hats, and stick pins in a woollen effigy of the Man Hats.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:57, archived)

ok, too far

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:58, archived)

Poop

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:45, archived)

I tried to be nice, Windy
How are you today?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:50, archived)

Morning.
The Tube is apparently going to start using facial recognition and vein scanning to determine whether you've paid your fare, as a replacement for Oyster cards and ticket gates. Not sure how they're going to stop you boarding if there are no gates; presumably a baton round to the femur.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 8:07, archived)

dunno I drive to work

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 8:41, archived)

something about Terry Christian

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 8:49, archived)

RIS

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 8:52, archived)

Wait, he was on The Word
I meant the other one. Jools Holland.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 8:59, archived)

He's let himself go

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:01, archived)

Err, like, basically.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 9:01, archived)

Morning chaps!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 6:54, archived)

Curb your enthusiasm.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 7:32, archived)

Alright monster munch, how's life?

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 7:55, archived)

Alright, I guess.
Sorry your thread has been double stomped.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Oct 2017, 8:56, archived)

hiya, just having a shit
3 or a 4 on the bristol stool chart i reckon
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 20:58, archived)

4/7
could shit better.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 21:02, archived)

amen brother

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 21:09, archived)

Alright doves, I'd like to know what Victoria Moser preferred, but it's another dream question

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 21:13, archived)

hi mongs
dunno who that is tbh
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 21:54, archived)

I don't know how to take this

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 21:59, archived)

Veronica, ffs

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 22:00, archived)

i just looked her up on my work laptop
hth xx
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 22:10, archived)

She was a pioneer

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 23:09, archived)

wipe until nothing remains

( $$ ✅, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 21:23, archived)

no amount of wiping can remove the skidders on my soul

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 21:56, archived)

alright
very soz if I did not say good morning to you if you replied to me this morning, I had to go out, please put this on the popular page so nobody misses it, and also because I haven't been on the popular page in ages, and I live for the recognition, quite frankly
( vladimir, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 21:50, archived)

no

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 21:56, archived)

Can't

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 22:01, archived)

yessss :-D

( vladimir, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 22:35, archived)

well, you know some of us might live for a bit of recognition in the morning thread
*sniffs*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 22:39, archived)

7am eternal xxxxx

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 23:00, archived)

Please take my pedant!
Has anyone else been compulsively arguing with flat Earthers on Facebook?
My head hurts.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:30, archived)

Nah seems pointless, why not troll Britain first or saink

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:34, archived)

But, but
THE STUPID!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:36, archived)

So, they're not hurting anyone

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:37, archived)

But they are...
That's like saying that Darth isn't hurting anyone by bringing them to the dark side.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:39, archived)

Star wars eh * turns 360 and walks away

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:42, archived)

Hey!
Watch where you are going. You just bumped into me.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:46, archived)

No he didn't.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:48, archived)

Right
I assumed he was facing me while speaking. My bad.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:50, archived)

He's nowhere near you though?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:51, archived)

Jesus
<triggered> It was a joke you minge. </triggered>
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:01, archived)

that's not a valid html tag

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:06, archived)

I know...
Valid tags wouldn't show and I don't remember the escape characters for this site.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:07, archived)

This one doesn't work either
<tits> </tits>

( . Y . )

the internet is rubbish
( broadsword w⚓, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:07, archived)

You use quotes
or what?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:12, archived)

seems like it worked ok

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:15, archived)

Because he knows the codez
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:18, archived)

arf

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:20, archived)

Fingered it out.
<thanks>
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:29, archived)

I bet you've got a whispy paedo beard.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:17, archived)

You're thinking of Ian.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:23, archived)

Nope!
My beard is full on Clanadonia
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:32, archived)

You are that sort of prick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Oct 2017, 19:10, archived)

Jealous

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 20:40, archived)

I reckon Alien 3 is what britain first would be like if a clever woman attended one of their meetings.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:41, archived)

There's no such thing
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:42, archived)

Nope.
I don't see the point in bothering with people like that.

There's a college porter here that doesn't believe in the moon landings, I just walk away if he starts up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:36, archived)

No arguing with them is futile.
Spending a few minutes here and there watching other people do it for my own entertainment is fine for me.

As bollocks as the conspiracies are, they're a good source of entertainment.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:40, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:46, archived)

I think he's gone.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:48, archived)

Why
so angry? Have a lolli.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:51, archived)

Fuck a fucking fuck

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:39, archived)

Fictional child talk is okay, I think

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:51, archived)

I don't waste time or energy on that bollocks

( $$ ✅, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:46, archived)

time or energy on that
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:48, archived)

That's something we can all agree on

( $$ ✅, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:55, archived)

No soz

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:49, archived)

I believe in Fat Bertha.
She gives handjobs round the back of the club for less than the price of a pint of snakebite.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 19:15, archived)

yeah well how come the horizon is flat not curved?
explain that you prick
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 19:22, archived)

You can say what you like about the horizon.
It's not like anyone has ever been there, is it?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 19:44, archived)

Why would I go there when I can just watch it on BBC1?

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 20:18, archived)

Not a spanf thread.
There has been much wailing and gnashing of teeth after a new advert for a shopping centre shows Alice in Wonderland as a black girl.

I have been told by supporting this, that I'm directly responsible for the destruction of British culture and values.

Why are your colleagues insufferable dinosaurs?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:10, archived)

For similar reasons
One guy was telling me how cash is making a comeback because people are getting sick of using credit cards. Don't know why he thinks that.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:12, archived)

Colin won't use contactless.
He doesn't trust it. But he hasn't disabled it on his card because he can't be bothered. The fucking weapon.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:27, archived)

Hells bells
Someone I work with doesn't like the idea of it because he's convinced that you could end up paying for stuff, just by walking past the machine. I told him it doesn't really work like that, but still.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:30, archived)

I haven't got contactless on my main bank card, but I can't be arsed to phone them up and ask them for it.
So I just buy sandwiches on my credit card instead.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:56, archived)

The new DJKicks by Lone, and the new fabric mix by Roman Flugel.
Thank me later.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:01, archived)

noted.
New bibio album soon.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:04, archived)

Because I'm a paleontologist...oh hahahaha

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:16, archived)

haha, great stuff!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:17, archived)

They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian, well their not laughing now..rip Bob

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:22, archived)

they pooh-poohed my electric frankfurter

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:42, archived)

Where did the Nazis force Italian jews to live?
The spaghetto!
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:53, archived)

Bloke I work with, couple of years younger than myself, has complained about black people lowering house prices.
He's not racist, though, as it's only a certain class of black person that he takes issue with.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:25, archived)

Still nothing from icona

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:29, archived)

maybe you should ask her mate charli xcx if she's ok?

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:30, archived)

I thought she'd be busier than icona

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:32, archived)

I wouldn't be able to pick either of them out in a line-up tbh.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:38, archived)

Kelela y/n
She wid fucken get it
(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:34, archived)

Think I might be persona non grata on twitter.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 18:13, archived)

I am going home a day early
Fuck you friday.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:33, archived)

i am looking forward to sunday
as it's my birthday
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:00, archived)

premature birthday wishes

( sock more tea vicar?, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:26, archived)

ta!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:27, archived)

LET'S HAVE A NEW THREAD, EVERYBODY!
There's a girl who works in the same building as I do and with whom I've chatted a couple of times, because we both often bike to work. I don't really know anything about this girl other than that she rides a bike; I don't even know her name. Over lunch, I was walking out of the shopping centre opposite the office with my mind on other things and I bumped into her, and I said "Oh! Hi!" and kissed her on both cheeks, as you do in France when you actually know someone. #brainfart
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 12:58, archived)

Kinky

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:01, archived)

Sounds it when taken out of context, doesn't it?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:02, archived)

#metoo

( $$ ✅, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:02, archived)

Saw that one coming, lel.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:02, archived)

bit gay

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:02, archived)

I know, this whole 'physical contact with women' thing is an indelible brand of faggotry.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:03, archived)

One restraining order coming up

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:10, archived)

Ambassador, with these court orders you are really spoiling us.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:12, archived)

Have chips with that

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:14, archived)

It's a bit hot for chips at the moment.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:15, archived)

lol, bike

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:22, archived)

he'

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:23, archived)

What have you got

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:24, archived)

I've got your number, sunshine.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:26, archived)

bise mon cul

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:23, archived)

mdr cul

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:24, archived)

there's a group of mixed French and English who I see about once a year and I always end up greeting the English people in French, and vice versa, and also bisou the men and shake hands with the women
it's all very confusing
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:32, archived)

The whole thing is a gigantic clusterfuck.
Not even the French can agree on who should bise whom, or how many times, or even on which cheek you should start.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:33, archived)

I don't even let female friends kiss me on the cheek, they can keep their germs to themselves

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:42, archived)

It's the only way forward.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:43, archived)

I don't like people who want to shake hands all the time either, I saw you in the pub yesterday , leave my hand alone

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:46, archived)

I find the best way to calm those people is to greet them with a cheery "I've just touched my cock!"

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:47, archived)

Most leave me alone now, they know I'm protective of my personal space

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:48, archived)

The French are a disgusting and cowardly people

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:49, archived)

Nice Brexit t-shirt you've got there.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:50, archived)

I want to stay in the EU, I want the French to leave.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:55, archived)

They'll never vote for that.
Marine'd have to get into power before that happened, and the leathery old fascist's career is dead in the water after her meltdown during the last presidential debate. Her infinitely more telegenic niece might have a better shot when she returns to politics in about ten years' time.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:59, archived)

I didn't want a lecture mate.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Oct 2017, 14:11, archived)

Since when has it ever been about what people *want* on here?
What is this, the Democratic People's Republic of Beeter?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 14:12, archived)

Not medically correct but I smiled
imgur.com/a/LNFfN
( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:51, archived)

lol

( $$ ✅, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:51, archived)

I swear that old dog was my age or older, now she's only 39

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:54, archived)

third marriage down the toilet already

( $$ ✅, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:58, archived)

I feel a little bad saying this
but based on everything I'd read about that kid, I never thought he'd make it to adulthood.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:54, archived)

guilty
I liked it best when he said "Hello cunt" on live tv
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 13:57, archived)

Piers Morgan interview?

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 14:05, archived)

close, Loose Women
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NZIkUYW8R8
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 14:08, archived)

He's not that thick then

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 14:09, archived)

Considering his parents, I think he's doing better than expected

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 14:13, archived)

Still some of my best work
www.b3ta.com/talk/7900597
( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 14:22, archived)

*audience gasps*

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 14:22, archived)

What's the opposite of lol?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 14:53, archived)

y'know that noise Marge Makes when she's displeased at Homer?
Well, that.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 14:55, archived)

Yeah, that.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:01, archived)

Your posts

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 14:58, archived)

I'm not known as b3ta's shining wit for nothing, y'know.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:01, archived)

if she didn't look scared or offended, you're well in
hold off on the bondage for a while, though
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:01, archived)

Ehhh.
She was very cool about it and, when I bumped into her again on the way back from lunch, she used the familiar "tu" form of address with me.

But she's got at least two kids and I think she's married.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:13, archived)

well you've set a precedent
so if you do it again, she can't get pissed off about it because she's not told you not to do it again
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:22, archived)

Gotcha.
Actually I probably have to do it again now, since I've set a precedent. She might look at me strangely the next time if I didn't do it.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:24, archived)

I think you should stop harassing married women.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:27, archived)

I don't know how he sleeps at night

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:28, archived)

With someone else's wife, I expect.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:36, archived)

\o/
I was going to post this but then I went to the loo and you beat me to it.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 15:49, archived)

to the answer, or to someone else's wife?
if it's the latter, you really shouldn't call her it, unless she bears a striking resemblance to tim curry
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 16:02, archived)

I'd be upset too
if you planted a kiss on each of my ass cheeks as well.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 17:33, archived)

Lunchy-wunchy nom noms thread

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 12:32, archived)

teh baconzz!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 12:34, archived)

Nommy nyoms

( mongychops, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 12:37, archived)

Cayke!!@!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Thu 19 Oct 2017, 12:38, archived)