hehehmy MP wrote to my girlfriend last week, saying 'oooh I'm sorry I 'forgot' to reply to one of your emails (from December) so I'm going to reply to it now - there's an election coming up and I can;t safely ignore you any more. Give it a month and I'll start ignoring you again if I get back in'
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:18,
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The local conservative twat always comes round about now"O HAI, I CAN HAZ BE UR FREND N COWNT ON UR VOTZ?"
My dad asked him why he only hears from him once there's an election and never door to doors asking how things are on a regular basis....
"...........er.........can I count on your vote then?"
".....NO.....*slams door*"
(My dad asked him why he only hears from him once there's an election and never door to doors asking how things are on a regular basis....
"...........er.........can I count on your vote then?"
".....NO.....*slams door*"
Victor Meldrew,
Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:28,
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LOLTORIES!lol
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:29,
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similar thingcam back from holiday to find a new lappost outside my house which would have shone straight in my bedroom.
called the tories and lib dems to complain, the lib dem guy came round and said he'd have a word with highways, silence from the tory guy but the lib dem guy followed it up, got it moved to an agreed location where it wouldn't shine in my or the neighbours houses within a couple of days. 11 days later the main tory guy phones up to return our call from answer phone message we left, by which time the problem had been sorted.
(called the tories and lib dems to complain, the lib dem guy came round and said he'd have a word with highways, silence from the tory guy but the lib dem guy followed it up, got it moved to an agreed location where it wouldn't shine in my or the neighbours houses within a couple of days. 11 days later the main tory guy phones up to return our call from answer phone message we left, by which time the problem had been sorted.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:58,
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At least one of them had the decency to do something about itSounds like a good result there :)
( Victor Meldrew,
Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:11,
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i like my lib dem guyhe even remebered that i was made redundant and asked how things were going.
then he offered me an advert in his local leaflet for free when i said i was now self employed.
(then he offered me an advert in his local leaflet for free when i said i was now self employed.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:50,
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that's a very honest reply Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:28,
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I might have done some paraphrasingpossibly
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:34,
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