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[challenge entry] Mornin' :D

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(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 8:56, archived)
# haha
MORE MONEY FOR ME AND MY MATES

What - you want some too?

Oh - ok then, you can have £150. If you're married. And vote for me.

The rest of you oiks can continue eating your potato peelings or whatever it is you 'eat'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:00, archived)
# I was saying this morning
Why do we have to wait till before an election before the parties start to hint at giving us the sort of things we'd like from a government? Why not do this sort of thing, you know, during the period you were fucking elected to do this sort of thing in??!

"Right, well thats 5 years straight of ruining everything, better give them a carrot so we can carry on next time"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# That reminds me of buying a Glastonbury ticket. . .
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# they gave you a carrot?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Naw...
Mostly cos for all the enthusiasm and build up..
You end up with Andy Williams.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# heheh
my MP wrote to my girlfriend last week, saying "oooh I'm sorry I 'forgot' to reply to one of your emails (from December) so I'm going to reply to it now - there's an election coming up and I can;t safely ignore you any more. Give it a month and I'll start ignoring you again if I get back in"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# The local conservative twat always comes round about now
"O HAI, I CAN HAZ BE UR FREND N COWNT ON UR VOTZ?"

My dad asked him why he only hears from him once there's an election and never door to doors asking how things are on a regular basis....

"...........er.........can I count on your vote then?"

".....NO.....*slams door*"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# LOLTORIES!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# similar thing
cam back from holiday to find a new lappost outside my house which would have shone straight in my bedroom.

called the tories and lib dems to complain, the lib dem guy came round and said he'd have a word with highways, silence from the tory guy but the lib dem guy followed it up, got it moved to an agreed location where it wouldn't shine in my or the neighbours houses within a couple of days. 11 days later the main tory guy phones up to return our call from answer phone message we left, by which time the problem had been sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# At least one of them had the decency to do something about it
Sounds like a good result there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# i like my lib dem guy
he even remebered that i was made redundant and asked how things were going.

then he offered me an advert in his local leaflet for free when i said i was now self employed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Woo!
See, we're lovely, we are.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# that's a very honest reply
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# I might have done some paraphrasing
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Is it because they are a bunch of cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# I'll field this one...
Yes. Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# I CONCUR
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# I'm hoping the Tories will doorstep me
our Tory PPC was in charge of this lot: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/8029979.stm

easy target!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# They wouldn't waste their time round my way
sadly.

I'd love to tell them to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# ive seen more of the jehovah's witnesses this year than anyone wanting to get elected.
maybe i'll vote for the little baby jeezus
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha
Mahboob Khan

funny name corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha! Nicely done :D
good morning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:02, archived)
# hello Steve
today I will spend the entire day wondering what work there is to do, then realising at 5pm what it was, and it also coincidentally being due at 5pm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Nings Nib'
I think I am at theopposite end of the scale - I know exactly what I need to do, but I can't be bothered. When it gets to 5pm, I'll wish I had done the work... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# heheh
I always find that 5pm deadlines come and go, and no-one's remotely bothered

ha - see this: www.computerarts.co.uk/in_depth/features/40_new_features_in_cs5

not sure about the screenshot for the After Effects bit though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# hahaha! the after effects screen needed more magenta, though :D
Got to say, CS5 is sounding good... Most notibly Illustrator
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# haha
"We put him in charge. Pfft. Yeah - I know!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
hullo N'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Hai Stevie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# ooh that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Nice
(chriky, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)