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# hmm
with regard to 17 - what if I happen to like sports tits? It isn't mandatory, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# that was one of mine
OBEY THE RULES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Pah, your rules suck
I have no problems with ladies of a lesser upper-torso-ampleness. At least they don't complain about having bad backs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Ivor Cutler's advice on this matter was simple, yet profound.
Ladies with large breasts, try wearing a rucksack to balance things out.
edit: No, it wasn't 'balance things out' it was something more like 'to stop yourself falling over'.
Whatever it was, it was considerably funnier than I have managed to convey here. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# i'd rather have a bad back again
i've been there, tribs, i know what it's like

*eyes empty-wallet boobs sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Get helium balloons installed
All the ampleness, none of the trouble.

Plus, should anyone deign to suckle at your teats, they'll get a funny high-pitched voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# but they'll deflate after a week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Just fill a couple of condoms with sick and glue them to your chest.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Is it the weekend already?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# It's always the weekend when you have prophylactics filled with vomit attached to your person!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Boobs don't lead to back pain.
Bad posture leads to back pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Should I ever meet my HH-sized ex again
I shall inform her thus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# You lucky, lucky man.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)
# More than a handful is not a waste.
It's a faceful.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# But, but...
I don't think I like plastic tits.
I'm curious to see what they might feel like, but only out of idle curiosity.
How can it be erotic to fondle bags of silicone?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
# they're meant to be very realistic nowadays
i may find out one day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# I got to feel a pair in 2006.
They were hard and weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# i may just get them lifted
anything would be better than the way they look now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# you just put this crap pun in my head


and i also found this; images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21569.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# silly person!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:02, archived)
# big or small
i've never met a boobie i didn't like
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)