And the national anthem to be replaced by the theme from 'Dogtanian and the Muskehounds'
since it promotes team spirit and being prepared and stuff. Unlike the current anthem which encourages crushing rebellious Scots and stuff like that.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:35,
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It's also the most depressing anthem ever
especially when compared with the Italian one
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:38,
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George Michael wrote a song about crashing his Italian moped
"Careless Vespa".
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:41,
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It would be better if they changed it to:
the rebellious scotch, just to really annoy them.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:43,
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In that case, you should really watch this.
Stewart Lee deriding William Wallace (Wallis?), live in Glasgow.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4
edit: maybe just save the link, it's a bit long and there's also a part two, but it is very good.
I think Stewart Lee is the funniest man ever.
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:47,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4
edit: maybe just save the link, it's a bit long and there's also a part two, but it is very good.
I think Stewart Lee is the funniest man ever.
Hahahaha!
Although only an englishman would spend all that time considering his own national identity like that :P
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Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:53,
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An excess of Scotch whisky and Scotch pies can lead to a rebellion of one's innards, I suspect
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