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# And the national anthem to be replaced by the theme from 'Dogtanian and the Muskehounds'
since it promotes team spirit and being prepared and stuff. Unlike the current anthem which encourages crushing rebellious Scots and stuff like that.
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# It's also the most depressing anthem ever
especially when compared with the Italian one
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# George Michael wrote a song about crashing his Italian moped
"Careless Vespa".
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# I'm not angry.
I'm just disappointed.
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# Who have you been talking to?
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# But the "rebellious Scots to crush" bit is lolarious!
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# It would be better if they changed it to:
the rebellious scotch, just to really annoy them.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)
# *hiss*
*is really annoyed*
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# In that case, you should really watch this.
Stewart Lee deriding William Wallace (Wallis?), live in Glasgow.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4
edit: maybe just save the link, it's a bit long and there's also a part two, but it is very good.
I think Stewart Lee is the funniest man ever.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Although only an englishman would spend all that time considering his own national identity like that :P
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# Well, now you're just trolling :)
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# An excess of Scotch whisky and Scotch pies can lead to a rebellion of one's innards, I suspect
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# What is a scotch pie?
No, really, I've never heard of it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch_pie
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# Sounds delicious!
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# Try these
Haggis chocolate!
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# I wish I'd thought of that!
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# that sounds way less disgusting than I expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 6:23, archived)
# mmm, mystery meat
If only I wasn't a vegetarian, I could sample one of these delights, complete with 7.5mm hole.
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# they're lovely!
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# no
Mr Rossi! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw26fLW_gg4
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 4:09, archived)