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# Biology
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Q: what do you like mostest?
A: I like osmosis!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Bilology.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# chamistry!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)
# NO NO NOO NOO ONO OOOOON!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)
# no no
no no no no
no no no no
no no THERE'S NO LIMITS!

aaaannd i'm off to bed.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# 'Night, Madam Monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)
# *resists urge to get the felt tips out*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# because i'd get all obsessive about colouring it in
and deciding which colours to use.
plus, i'm going to bed soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# It's ok, I did it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i didn't know they grew on plants!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Bollock plants
and williweed.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Glans Oaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# It's called dickweed
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# and the lesser-lobed cockfrond, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# My friend broke his cockfrond once.
Well, technically his girlfriend broke it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# i bet that hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
# In the name of science!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Science!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# you're so vein
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
# this board needs more science!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY MAGNETS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# wow, this is everyone on the inside
I bet we all look cool without skin :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Golgi apparatus?
Endoplasmic reticulosuum?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# For years I thought that Biology was so called because "bi" means "two"
and biology includes two sciences: zoology and botany. I believe this for years, because I was told so by my mother, who has a PhD in fucking marine zoology! One day, maybe the bitterness will fade, and I'll be able to forgive. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# My mum said oil was made from squashed dinosaur nests.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# You mean it isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# dinosaurs are NOT real
God put dinosaur bones in the ground to test our faith
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)
# No, dinosaurs ARE real!
Mu has proof.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 1:05, archived)
# I have solved your maze

What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# i misread "finish" as "pinochet"
i need to get back on the booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Oh, what a good idea.
I am going to go and make a cocktail out of whatever I find in the cupboard under the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# you're going to liquidise harry potter?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# boot polish and a hoover?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Dust, spiders and grenadine :(
Off to try the fridge instead
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# if you're seeing unexpected pinochets
yes you do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# i've only been off it for three days :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
# try bovril
it's a kill or cure drink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Shit just got real
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Shit ain't never been real.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:01, archived)
# not until now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:12, archived)
# not in the state I've been in for the last twenty years
 
lallalllallalalllalalalalalllalalllalalaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:43, archived)