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# BALLKICKERS UNITE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:58, archived)
# happy candle day!
i hope you get all the shitrags you want.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:03, archived)
# thanks
I should mention that I started a cooking blog the other day

lickedtheplate.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:06, archived)
# glorious
did you actually cook it? aside from the coke it would probably work out.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:09, archived)
# Yes
That last photo is the morning after - it had been cooking for about 10 hours.

It smelled great but I was in no state to eat it so it stayed in my fridge for a week until i threw it out.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:14, archived)
# you look pretty fucking crucified in that picture man
 
FUCKING NAILED MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Kamikazee cooking!
An inspiring combination of high blood alcohol and poisonous foods.

If only I had a liver. I would join in the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:23, archived)
# hehe
If anyone wants to join the fun, let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:35, archived)
# Charlie Harper's Blackout Chilli
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:39, archived)
# Sweet and sour mudskipper gelato with chocolate sauce.
(Old dead man's fingers can be used in lieu of mudskippers. )
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:52, archived)
# some of my best flavour combinations have been achieved while hammered
also, some of my worst cooking injuries
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:12, archived)
# ...but I need to know how it tasted
my interest has been piqued.

Edit: will there be more entries? Will they all be ridiculous drunken concoctions? ...because that would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:47, archived)
# It was a green curry
You can get them in most thai/malaysian places.

And yes there will be more entries but I can't guarantee that I'll be hammered every time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:52, archived)
# Yeah,
but not with vodka and soda and superfluous meats...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:54, archived)
# Coke is used quite a bit in thai food
Traditionally they'd use lime juice and palm sugar but these days they just splash some coke in there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:09, archived)
# For reals?
If so, this is getting a little disappointing. I wished it was something that started off good but then went downhill as more and more drunken flavor epiphanies made their way into the crock pot. That'd be super entertaining. You could even get people to pay for your beer by promising glorious recipes.

If not, well played.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:21, archived)
# It's real
sorry about that
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:39, archived)
# funnily enough, i'm making a green curry for dinner tonight
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:04, archived)
# From shitrags to fine dining!
Bravo.

And h fucking b day!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:11, archived)
# cnadle day cnanldle day cnandnandlye day
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:11, archived)
# your face looks almost as green as the curry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:37, archived)
# KICK HIM IN ZE FUCKING BALLS MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:09, archived)
# CANDLES MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:33, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhahhhhhahhhah that is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:53, archived)
# it's also not chocolate.
it's carob.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:59, archived)
# shitrags!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:32, archived)
# WHOA
I hope that is cake
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:25, archived)
# it's a cake made of delicious shitrags.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:29, archived)