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# well I am fucking sick of the fucking world fucking cup before it fucking even fucking starts mate
 

 
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:43, archived)
# i'd rather have a slice of pizza
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:47, archived)
# oh man wouldn't we all?
 

 
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:50, archived)
# i want sum!

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:58, archived)
# GIVE THE DOG A SLICE
 

 
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:18, archived)
# CHARLTON SHEEN
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:22, archived)
# Carlos Irwin Estévez
 
A MAN AMONG MEN
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:40, archived)
# That family being all related and stuff
is the craziest thing ever.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:49, archived)
# CATS AND PIZZA.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:26, archived)
# awwww
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:27, archived)
# CATS AND PIZZA.
CATS AND PIZZA.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:35, archived)
# awwwww
funnily enough, I have seen those pictures before

CUZ I'M THE KINDA GUY WHO LOOKS FOR PICTURES OF CATS AND PIZZA
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:48, archived)
# CATS AND METH.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:55, archived)
# only 512 days 5 hours 37 minutes to go


the alpaca's a nice touch. and the lineout.


and my loathing of the feelers is already reaching crisis proportions
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:53, archived)
# ach yes
as if I didn't despise the Feelers enough to begin with they have to play that shithouse cover in every other ad break on all channels
I think I'm going to have to cut down on my hit TV shows, or at the very least mute all the ads.

it's the lineout that inspired this piece, that's from a flyer I received this morning suggesting we ensure our EFTPOS terminal is chip compliant.
Which immediately screamed out to be defaced.
I expect to see much much more unofficial and unavoidably homoerotic rugby graphics in the year ahead
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:52, archived)
# i await with trembling anticipation
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:10, archived)
# but afghanistan are in it for the first ever time!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:56, archived)
# I really hope they beat the shit out of our team.
 
OUT IN THE FIRST ROUND
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:58, archived)
# Pakistan are bound to win,
though I have a funny feeling Ireland will do alright this time around.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:00, archived)
# i can't believe there are only two weeks to go!
woohoo!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:01, archived)
# LOL
you guys are talking about a different world cup. nerds.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:02, archived)
# different to what?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:03, archived)
# the pic's about the rugby cup
i don't think afghanistan qualified for that one
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:04, archived)
# are you sure?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:07, archived)
# they better be, I already have 677 Afghani on them to go all the fucking way man
 
although that is only twenty bucks, maybe I'll keep my shirt after all
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:15, archived)
# BALLKICKERS UNITE
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 3:58, archived)
# happy candle day!
i hope you get all the shitrags you want.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:03, archived)
# thanks
I should mention that I started a cooking blog the other day

lickedtheplate.blogspot.com/
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:06, archived)
# glorious
did you actually cook it? aside from the coke it would probably work out.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:09, archived)
# Yes
That last photo is the morning after - it had been cooking for about 10 hours.

It smelled great but I was in no state to eat it so it stayed in my fridge for a week until i threw it out.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:14, archived)
# you look pretty fucking crucified in that picture man
 
FUCKING NAILED MAN
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Kamikazee cooking!
An inspiring combination of high blood alcohol and poisonous foods.

If only I had a liver. I would join in the fun.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:23, archived)
# hehe
If anyone wants to join the fun, let me know.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:35, archived)
# Charlie Harper's Blackout Chilli
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:39, archived)
# Sweet and sour mudskipper gelato with chocolate sauce.
(Old dead man's fingers can be used in lieu of mudskippers. )
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:52, archived)
# some of my best flavour combinations have been achieved while hammered
also, some of my worst cooking injuries
 
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:12, archived)
# ...but I need to know how it tasted
my interest has been piqued.

Edit: will there be more entries? Will they all be ridiculous drunken concoctions? ...because that would be awesome.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:47, archived)
# It was a green curry
You can get them in most thai/malaysian places.

And yes there will be more entries but I can't guarantee that I'll be hammered every time.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:52, archived)
# Yeah,
but not with vodka and soda and superfluous meats...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:54, archived)
# Coke is used quite a bit in thai food
Traditionally they'd use lime juice and palm sugar but these days they just splash some coke in there.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:09, archived)
# For reals?
If so, this is getting a little disappointing. I wished it was something that started off good but then went downhill as more and more drunken flavor epiphanies made their way into the crock pot. That'd be super entertaining. You could even get people to pay for your beer by promising glorious recipes.

If not, well played.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:21, archived)
# It's real
sorry about that
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:39, archived)
# funnily enough, i'm making a green curry for dinner tonight
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:04, archived)
# From shitrags to fine dining!
Bravo.

And h fucking b day!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:11, archived)
# cnadle day cnanldle day cnandnandlye day
 
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:11, archived)
# your face looks almost as green as the curry.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:37, archived)
# KICK HIM IN ZE FUCKING BALLS MAN
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:09, archived)
# CANDLES MOTHERFUCKER.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:33, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhahhhhhahhhah that is excellent
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:53, archived)
# it's also not chocolate.
it's carob.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:59, archived)
# shitrags!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:32, archived)
# WHOA
I hope that is cake
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:25, archived)
# it's a cake made of delicious shitrags.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:29, archived)
# I found an Australian band
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 4:50, archived)
# oh fuck yes!
thanks for the tip, got a lot of love for Melbourne.

Obvious Birthday Party influence but that is HARDLY EVER A BAD THING
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:09, archived)
# shit since they have been going since 2003 and have popped over the ditch several times I really ought to have seen them by now
 
SHAME ON ME
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:11, archived)
# who is it?
no youtube access ...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:16, archived)
# The Stabs.
www.myspace.com/thestabs

I shall be purchasing their (ten song, thirty six minute) album forthwith
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:18, archived)
# cool
good finds
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:56, archived)
# 2003, why the fuck did I not know about this?!
 
AND I CALL MYSELF AN ANGRY MUSIC NERD
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:00, archived)
# hahhahh I just noticed your signature
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_pQYGs0ysU

Black Tambourine.. the band, not the Beck song..
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:03, archived)
# yeah, black tambourine the band
just bought the re-re-issue of their complete recordings. awesome stuff.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:07, archived)
# and here's a defunct D.C. outfit I'm only just listening to now
www.archive.org/details/DismembermentPlan

late to the party, as always
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 5:36, archived)
# also good
i was at least vaguely aware of these guys

lots of youtubes out there
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaOy6IBLt4o
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:08, archived)
# slice of my ass
i am fucking sick of the world before it even ends
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 6:31, archived)
# 2GIRLS 1WORLDCUP.
THIS PIC SHOULD BE MADE.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:04, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaahhhhhah I shall propose this to the NZRFU on the morrow
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:47, archived)