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# I believe it goes by the name of
Jodie Marsh...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# You still probably would
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# I would
but I'd call her a cab about half way through
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# with a fucking axe
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# You shame all Charlton fans everywhere :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Ha! As if I could make it any worse!
Besides...it's been a while. Any port in a storm and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# To continue your metaphor,
it'd be like sailing a small* dinghy into Portsmouth harbour.


* and this is no reflection on you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# I was going to say...
...More like a Cruise liner, but still in the Atlantic.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# it would be easier just to wrap her minge around you and then wank yourself off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# like you've never done that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# I think you and I were in there together at one point
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# damn - I just thought I had found a new technique
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what are you doing tomorrow night?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/aaaaahhhh_mmmmmm_aaaaaaah_mm_mm_aaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Whenever man makes a breakthrough...
...his first thought is usually, "Can I put my penis in it?"
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# haha
it so is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# It's certainly a lot more difficult
with wind and tide against you...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Oh hush your whinging!
We'll be back in the championship before you know it.

I rather fear a Play Off final against millwall though. I would expect Wembley to resemble Chernobyl afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I also fear this...
...I'd go...in full riot gear.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# The satanic combination of unnatural skin tone & texture, and
massive surgical alteration is just boke-worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# EDIT:
Jodie Marsh Peat Bog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# *something amusing about even Quagmire not entering Jodie Marsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:27, archived)
# All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I am sure it has potential though.
Quagmire

Quagmire
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Nothing a good "Badum-Tish!" won't cure
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# giggidy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)