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# Works well with a knowledge of black country lingo :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Good Grief!
What is that creature on the right?

It's horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# it's a big fucking pair of tits
on a pig
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# it's just wrong!
But yours is the pithier description.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# it is wrong
plastic tits are rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# much harder to dispose of the body too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Call 'Victor the Cleaner'
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# check:squirrel....check:tits
all in order!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# check:seams
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Can't help feeling that The Daily Mash had b3tans in mind today...
Fury Over Padded Bikinis For Pets
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
# anyone who dresses cats is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# hahahaha....Animal Rights??? wtf
dog's clearly having a good tiem:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# :D
"People talk a lot about animal rights, but don't animals have a right to look hot?"

Ah, DailyMash...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# true!
they tried to stop bears dancing too....the bastards...everyone knows bears love dancing!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# bwahaha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I believe it goes by the name of
Jodie Marsh...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# You still probably would
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# I would
but I'd call her a cab about half way through
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# with a fucking axe
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# You shame all Charlton fans everywhere :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Ha! As if I could make it any worse!
Besides...it's been a while. Any port in a storm and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# To continue your metaphor,
it'd be like sailing a small* dinghy into Portsmouth harbour.


* and this is no reflection on you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# I was going to say...
...More like a Cruise liner, but still in the Atlantic.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# it would be easier just to wrap her minge around you and then wank yourself off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# like you've never done that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# I think you and I were in there together at one point
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# damn - I just thought I had found a new technique
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what are you doing tomorrow night?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/aaaaahhhh_mmmmmm_aaaaaaah_mm_mm_aaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Whenever man makes a breakthrough...
...his first thought is usually, "Can I put my penis in it?"
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# haha
it so is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# It's certainly a lot more difficult
with wind and tide against you...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Oh hush your whinging!
We'll be back in the championship before you know it.

I rather fear a Play Off final against millwall though. I would expect Wembley to resemble Chernobyl afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I also fear this...
...I'd go...in full riot gear.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# The satanic combination of unnatural skin tone & texture, and
massive surgical alteration is just boke-worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# EDIT:
Jodie Marsh Peat Bog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# *something amusing about even Quagmire not entering Jodie Marsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:27, archived)
# All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I am sure it has potential though.
Quagmire

Quagmire
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Nothing a good "Badum-Tish!" won't cure
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# giggidy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# is it ok if i place some CDC on the board?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# it's quiet, why not?
 
I have just found my Dad on Street View playing with his toy train

linky
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# wow, that google car is creepy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Ha! Busted Dad!
And to think, to save the embarassment he was pretending to be having an affair for years ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# fine by me:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# hahahaha, i love how it comes out of all the orifices
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# cockthread...may as well

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# super source!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia8hddxLQlo

for the skilled video grabber!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# give me a few mins
no, not for that :)


done, no spluffage though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom!
there will be spluffage!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# i don't think id last as long as he has
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)