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# hahahahahaha
Littlejohn is, unsurprisingly, asking if it's elf & safety gone mad.

On the comments, I suggested he fly up and find out.

www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1266331/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-A-sensible-precaution-elf-n-safety-paranoia.html#comments
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Ha ha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# That gets an upvote from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# have upvoted
he really is an obsequious cunt

THIS IS WHY MR LITTLECOCK

he's right about that family from Anglesey though!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# I say we let all the planes fly
Probability is that most of them will reach their destinations so there's only a very small chance you'll be on one of the doomed flights.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# I love the word 'doomed'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# DOOOOMED
Ideally in a dour Scots accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I've never bothered to read his column before
He's a lardy ball of impotent rage isn't he? I imagine him banging away at his keyboard desperately trying to reach the vitriol cum-shot before his head explodes like on 'Scanners'
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Tabloid Watch make the point
that all he does is regurgitate Mail stories and say "You couldn't make it up" at the end.

Even ones that turn out to be made up.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# True dat.
The comments on his column make great reading though - because he covers a few different issues, you get a mind numbingly stupid comment about a volcano followed by a mind numbingly stupid comment about a family on benefits.

it's like the twat-o-tron crossed with the LHC.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)