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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# *Sits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# *sits next to, a bit too close*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# *squeezes onto the end and knocks wobbly onto floor*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# argh, what is it with people who do that? PERSONAL SPACE, FUCKERS! RESPECT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# And why do some men,
on the bus, sit with their legs wide apart even while sitting next to someone? Are their trousers too tight? Are they airing their danglies? Are they determined to take up all the space?
Best way to counter it is to let one's leg touch theirs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# ^ BOLLOCKS

EDIT: I have They have big bollocks

* Smooches Tribs - I am enjoying all this love
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Ok, best LEGAL way
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# I fear this wouldn't work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# It would work for me
in a fun, exciting way.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Works for me almost everytime
And when it doesn't, well I get the extra bonus of having my leg pressed against a strange man's leg for the remainder of the journey.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I think we have different ideas of what constitutes a "bonus."
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I have to take what I can these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# I remember it well.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# *Smooches with Vagabond
*Crawls to his feet and Parps at Doog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# *watches*
*takes pictures*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# *waves cock around at Crystal Meth
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# What a wobbly tart you are!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Confirmed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# But.... but, that's varnish! And it's raining, so how can it be dry?
that's varnish! And it's raining so how can it be dry?*confuses*

:D
Alright Ninjypotamus how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Shoot!!
You saw right thru me!

Fine ta sir, how's you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)