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[challenge entry] Lovely way to end the day

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# ahahaha!
scroll her head off the screen and her t-shirt looks shocked
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# nice
now I don't know which 'version' I like better.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:34, archived)
# You'll be able to buy them on Camden Market by the weekend
next to the Threadless fakes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# She'd still be beautiful if she hadn't been attacked by
that cunting Irishman, Al O'Pecia.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# nah.
ahe was still fat and moon-faced long before the baldness hit her.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# How fucking dare you!
You are the reason I fucking hate gingers :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# it seems you hate
gingers and balders. I can't win.

Seriously, she had 6 months of looking fair in Maxim and then Whoop, there it is, big fat, Scottish bloater. Deep-fried everything is to blame. In fact I think she succumbed to the baldness from a reaction to too much batter on her ice-cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# I have nothing against balders, as well you know!
I am one myself.

And what do you have against Scottish cuisine? It was ace the last time I was up there!

Roast heart of Venison with a raspberyy Jous

Veal steaks with a Confit of Rabbit and Spring Greens

MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)
# horrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# But so fucking tasty!
You must bear in mind that I spent from the minute I arrived in Kings Cross until I got back to Eltham drinking :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Well...on a similar theme
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)