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# A friend of mine moved there from the UK.
Bought a big house very cheap. But it's only made of wood.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:22, archived)
# CRIKEY, DOES HE KNOW ABOUT TERMITES?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:23, archived)
# Apparently not
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:24, archived)
# And Wolves (Big, bad...)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:26, archived)
# You can't make a house from termites, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:26, archived)
# BULLSHIT, IT'S A BRILLIANT NEW BUILDING MATERIAL.
The only problem is, bits of wood come along and eat the termites.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:27, archived)
# Maybe its leg had grow and it run away
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:30, archived)
# Give em some tinnies
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:31, archived)
# The news just said Liverpool fc is up for sale.
I wish I was rich enough to buy it and then just disband the team...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:31, archived)
# THEY ARE FOR SALE, AS THEY HAVE JUST BEEN EATEN BY TERMITES
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:32, archived)
# That's what you get when you make your football players from wood, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:35, archived)
# Given the Liverpudlian economy
Anyone got a tenner?

Pity it's not Arsenal.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:37, archived)
# They have termites here
and lots of wood-frame houses. Maybe your termites are meaner?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:28, archived)
# TERMITES ARE A BIG PROBLEM. ONCE, A BAND OF TERMITES ATE MY UNDERWEAR.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:37, archived)
# Did they at least play you a tune in return?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:39, archived)
# YES THEY DID. IT WAS A REALLY BAD VERSION OF
'The girl from Ipanema'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:47, archived)
# THEY ARE STRONG BELIEVERS IN FREESTYLING
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:40, archived)
# TERMITES HAVE SHOWN US THE WAY
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:45, archived)
# Commando Termites
(beats ants in your pants)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:41, archived)
# I'm really annoyed about my expensive brassiere
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:47, archived)
# BURN IT
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 6:00, archived)