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# Don't know what to have for dinner?
Bargey's Random Dinner generator can help
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:13, archived)
# Faster!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I was going to have cheese but this fucker beat me to it...
(twattybanjo, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:19, archived)
# Nick's got his eye on the salmonella.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:32, archived)
# Shopped pics only.
k/bye.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:38, archived)
# b3ta always slows down when it gets to Australia. Is it the laid-back lifestyle, I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:54, archived)
# Never been
But my mates from Aus make it sound wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:16, archived)
# A friend of mine moved there from the UK.
Bought a big house very cheap. But it's only made of wood.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:22, archived)
# CRIKEY, DOES HE KNOW ABOUT TERMITES?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:23, archived)
# Apparently not
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:24, archived)
# And Wolves (Big, bad...)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:26, archived)
# You can't make a house from termites, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:26, archived)
# BULLSHIT, IT'S A BRILLIANT NEW BUILDING MATERIAL.
The only problem is, bits of wood come along and eat the termites.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:27, archived)
# Maybe its leg had grow and it run away
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:30, archived)
# Give em some tinnies
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:31, archived)
# The news just said Liverpool fc is up for sale.
I wish I was rich enough to buy it and then just disband the team...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:31, archived)
# THEY ARE FOR SALE, AS THEY HAVE JUST BEEN EATEN BY TERMITES
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:32, archived)
# That's what you get when you make your football players from wood, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:35, archived)
# Given the Liverpudlian economy
Anyone got a tenner?

Pity it's not Arsenal.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:37, archived)
# They have termites here
and lots of wood-frame houses. Maybe your termites are meaner?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:28, archived)
# TERMITES ARE A BIG PROBLEM. ONCE, A BAND OF TERMITES ATE MY UNDERWEAR.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:37, archived)
# Did they at least play you a tune in return?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:39, archived)
# YES THEY DID. IT WAS A REALLY BAD VERSION OF
'The girl from Ipanema'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:47, archived)
# THEY ARE STRONG BELIEVERS IN FREESTYLING
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:40, archived)
# TERMITES HAVE SHOWN US THE WAY
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:45, archived)
# Commando Termites
(beats ants in your pants)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:41, archived)
# I'm really annoyed about my expensive brassiere
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:47, archived)
# BURN IT
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 6:00, archived)
# What do you mean 'style'?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:22, archived)
# NO STYLE IS A STYLE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:40, archived)
# holy FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 7:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one!

I got venison.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:33, archived)
# haha!
i'm torn between the casserole & the bottom of your ashtray.

(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:56, archived)
# Well, I was going to have leftover spaggetti, but it looks like I'm having a stuffed sheep's head.
I could go for a shit load of dimsims and a bucket of soya sauce though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:15, archived)
# A STUFFED SHEEP'S HEAD?
Fuck you, I wanted NUTMEAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:17, archived)
# :(
ROADKILL SURPRISE??? I'm starting to suspect this isn't a vegetarian restaurant at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:22, archived)
# I RAN OVER A LETTUCE THE OTHER DAY. YOU CAN HAVE THAT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:23, archived)
# That depends.
Are your tyres organic rubber?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:24, archived)
# My front tyre is worn out, and my rear tyre has an antipuncture layer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:26, archived)
# WOOHOO NUTMEAT
on about the 2000th try.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:26, archived)
# ROADKILL SURPRISE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 6:17, archived)
# ^ This
Could you please let me know if this is a suitable dish for a Vegetarian?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 6:29, archived)
# In Somalia
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 6:35, archived)
# I ALREADY ATE MY HEART OUT FUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 6:18, archived)
# A bucket of soy sauce!
Boooo! I wanted the nutmeat too!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 6:36, archived)