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# Half a llama? Twice a llama? Not a llama?

Turned out approximately 60% shitter than I planned, but to hell with it
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama
Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
#
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I've never been able to forget..
Algy met a bear,
the bear met Algy.
The bear was bulgey;
the bulge was Algy.
(I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# My dad used to say it all the time.
The other was -
I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
but it keeps them on the knife!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Llama llama
Cheescake llama
Tablet brick potato llama
Llama llama mushroom llama
Llama llama
Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# You're once, twice, three times a llama...
I'd hate to be shat on by one of those.

that's life, innit? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# So what would you prefer to be shat on by?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Good question.
An ant probably, if it has to be anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# not an eleph
ant i hope


hahaha i'm so funny*

*lie
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
# I do not want to be shat on by that!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Llama Llama Ding Dong !
It flys . . . it spits . . . it spits and flys !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# This is probably a giraffe

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)