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# I shan't sleep tonight, that I can tell yer
How the hell are you and where the hell have you been, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# i'm ok! and i'm a horrible cunt, i forgot about b3ta!!!!!
i wish i could say i've been doing some interesting..but no..

how are you darlin?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# YOU DISGUSTING PERSON
Hang around more! I'm doing pretty well. I'm drinking hot chocolate in Norway at the minute. Germany is, like, SO last year.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Norway...ooooo!
Still at least now you can burn down some churches and not get into trouble for looking at piccies of hitler...ace!

But seriously, is Norway fall of black metal twats, with the stupid make up?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Yes. Yes, it is.
I work in a physics department and in this department, right by the door, is an advert for a black metal festival. Which obviously I'm going to go to, because I want to sit in a field in the north of fucking Norway with a pack of twats in make-up.

Though my plan for next weekend includes the rock club in the centre of town. Perhaps dressed in white.

On the other hand, this place is GREAT. I love it. And I can also look at Hitler without repurcussions! It's like I've been born again. HITLER HITLER HITLER JEWS GAS YEAH BABY.

(Plus so long as I stay out of hospital this year I should be in Brighton for the Great Escape. The Walkmen are headlining one of hte tents one of the days. I AM THERE.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Fucking black metal.....I met a dutch guy online, taken a bit of a shine to me and all that and even said he'd sell his black metal collection for me..
which would be ashame as i'd fucking love to introduce it to my friend Mr Hammer and his wife Mrs Smashy Smashy, lovely couple.

And yay come to Brighton, it's full of twats and winos!!!!!

(I'm sure I have asked this before, but where you originally from? In fact I KNOW I've asked before..and now forgotten..ha.)

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Ahahaha
Did you ask him if he'd give you his black metal collection to be smashed for you? As a sign of his affection he should do something that *doesn't* involve actually getting money.

I love Brighton! Highest density of wankers in a town full of posh people that I've ever seen. I like the Great Escape though.

(I'm from a town called Kettering north of London. It's main claim to fame is being in an episode of Peep Show where they featured a lap dancing club that certainly didn't exist last time I was out in Ketteirng.)




edit: hahaha. "she's so hyper she's probably really good at sex. but then i might have a toilet sleep slammed on my cock for no reason."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)