The sign was very specific about when it was safe to use my fleshlight

And the in-flight demonstration was a sight to behold.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:54,
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Penis goes where?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:56,
archived)
there on the stair
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benito vaselini no not that one,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:59,
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A little penis with clogs on
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:02,
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Well I declare!
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:02,
archived)
bend over
and we'll all show you
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twig Save 6 Music,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:59,
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At least buy me a drink first
damn it, maaan
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:02,
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I should have some ribena somewhere
it kept the last ones quiet
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twig Save 6 Music,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:10,
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What flavour?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:17,
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Chicken & Mushroom
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twig Save 6 Music,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:27,
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Dear God the state of parenting today...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:59,
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Haha
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:59,
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hahahah!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:05,
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