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# i'm a lady(stop fucking laughing), i don't love kittens
although i do like the fact that their tails stick right up in the air
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# whatevs.
you love kittens
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# i don't
i like goldfish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:11, archived)
# What about puppies?
Doggy puppies, not breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# they're funny when they yawn
that's about it. i'm not much of a pet person
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# There has to be some kind of small furry animal that you like.
Bunny rabbits?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# yawning kitten is very cute
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# that kitten isn't yawning
he's laughing as he imagines tearing his owner's heart out and eating it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# B-b-bbb-bbutt kittens cant think that
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:29, archived)
# they can and they do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
#
Im going to hide my pantry till it all goes away
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# you'll be in there a while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Tribbles?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# very tasty in stews
the pets i have had were mice, a tarantula, a python, lots of fish and a cat that was foisted on me by my sister
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Tarantula are furry. Mice too!
What about rats? Rats are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# rats like to bite me
as do ferrets. i got the mice because my neighbours were getting rid of them, i got the tarantula because my ex gave it to me when he went to work abroad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Fish are good.
I had pet shrimp. They were brilliant. My dad had stick insects. They breed loads.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# sea monkeys!
i'd like pet sea horses, i like those.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Ooh yes!
Mud skippers would be cool, though I imagine the tank would smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:31, archived)
# probably would
when i had mice, their cage always stank, no matter how often i cleaned it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# i've got a 5ft common boa
he's gawwwwjus
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
# i had a 7 foot carpet python
he was a bastard for getting under the stereo cabinet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)