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# i get all the womens


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# But only ones that're still alive, I've made that mistake more than once.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# dead kittins:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# I thought nailing it to her front door would be romantic :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I suspect you made the classic mistake
and didn't put a red rose in its mouth
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# i'm a lady(stop fucking laughing), i don't love kittens
although i do like the fact that their tails stick right up in the air
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# whatevs.
you love kittens
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# i don't
i like goldfish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:11, archived)
# What about puppies?
Doggy puppies, not breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# they're funny when they yawn
that's about it. i'm not much of a pet person
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# There has to be some kind of small furry animal that you like.
Bunny rabbits?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# yawning kitten is very cute
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# that kitten isn't yawning
he's laughing as he imagines tearing his owner's heart out and eating it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# B-b-bbb-bbutt kittens cant think that
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:29, archived)
# they can and they do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
#
Im going to hide my pantry till it all goes away
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# you'll be in there a while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Tribbles?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# very tasty in stews
the pets i have had were mice, a tarantula, a python, lots of fish and a cat that was foisted on me by my sister
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Tarantula are furry. Mice too!
What about rats? Rats are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# rats like to bite me
as do ferrets. i got the mice because my neighbours were getting rid of them, i got the tarantula because my ex gave it to me when he went to work abroad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Fish are good.
I had pet shrimp. They were brilliant. My dad had stick insects. They breed loads.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# sea monkeys!
i'd like pet sea horses, i like those.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Ooh yes!
Mud skippers would be cool, though I imagine the tank would smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:31, archived)
# probably would
when i had mice, their cage always stank, no matter how often i cleaned it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# i've got a 5ft common boa
he's gawwwwjus
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
# i had a 7 foot carpet python
he was a bastard for getting under the stereo cabinet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)
# my mum is fostering a cat and her kittens
they make me smile, and i'm a man....
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# i did not mean make it look like kittens are ladies only
i was just saying they love them because i got some and they love them.

men can love kittens also.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# heh no worries
didn't want to look like a lady thats all :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# in that case, maybe you should rethink the dress
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:11, archived)
# its a kilt darling
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# and the stiletto heels?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# medical reasons
arched heels?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# why do i not believe you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# And the lipstick.
He should keep the eyeliner though, it's a good look.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# it does highlight his cheekbones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# oh you busted me
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Fostering a desire?
(jimmymack, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# ...and what the fuck are the other 158?
*worried glances*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Men being wrong for many different things.
probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# 157 types of chocolate and diamonds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Oh and shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)
# i need new shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# dunno, i didnt work them out yet


women are complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# I made my moustache from part of a kitten,
I'm way ahead of the game here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Kitten penis doesn't hold the same woman magnet properties.
Sorry to break it to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# It's lovely and furry, I don't see what the problem is.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# in the seventies, maybe
 
unless you are banging hipster skanks, I would not know
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# haha its true,
look at the posture, poise , cross armed :3 :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# That looks dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# nope he's alive and scratching :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Can I borrow him?
I have lots of mice in my kitchen, and UB40 won't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Fucking diva.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
# I really like that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# yup.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# I love your stuff
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# well, this is true.
: )
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)