
Digital rectal massage has been recommended as a remedy that causes immediate cessation of hiccups and which should be tried before resorting to drugs
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Thu 22 Apr 2010, 2:57,
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I sometimes get hiccoughs when I am outside in the cold trying to smoke a cigarette. I wonder if I have to keep my finger in there the whole time
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Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:00,
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which is why I prefer my tobacco smoke in enema form.
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Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:00,
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Simply blow cigarette smoke through a straw into a water-filled condom. Tie the condom at the top and place in the freezer. Once solid they may be 'peeled' and inserted at your convenience.
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Thu 22 Apr 2010, 4:23,
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It's really difficult to keep the air bubble in the middle of the water.
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Thu 22 Apr 2010, 5:36,
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well if that works
although taking someone's cock up there would be better, the contractions from the last few hiccups would finish them off real quick
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Thu 22 Apr 2010, 3:03,
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although taking someone's cock up there would be better, the contractions from the last few hiccups would finish them off real quick

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2299306?dopt=Abstract
From the abstract:
"A 60-year-old man with acute pancreatitis developed persistent hiccups after insertion of a nasogastric tube. Removal of the latter did not terminate the hiccups which had also been treated with different drugs, and several manoeuvres were attempted, but with no success. Digital rectal massage was then performed resulting in abrupt cessation of the hiccups. Recurrence of the hiccups occurred several hours later, and again, they were terminated immediately with digital rectal massage."
I like the way they seemed to move on to the digital rectal massage for no particular reason.
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Fri 23 Apr 2010, 7:55,
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From the abstract:
"A 60-year-old man with acute pancreatitis developed persistent hiccups after insertion of a nasogastric tube. Removal of the latter did not terminate the hiccups which had also been treated with different drugs, and several manoeuvres were attempted, but with no success. Digital rectal massage was then performed resulting in abrupt cessation of the hiccups. Recurrence of the hiccups occurred several hours later, and again, they were terminated immediately with digital rectal massage."
I like the way they seemed to move on to the digital rectal massage for no particular reason.