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# A cock and
a hard place
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Eww
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:49, archived)
# it's ok
he washes it regularly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# O_0
I always thought he was more "cavalier" than roundhead
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Brings a new meaning to "Hug a hoody"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Having shopped a few cocks in my time
it's pretty grim work having to use the lasso tool on penises.
(apologies to anyone who likes penises)
Edit: Must be worse having to tattie shop David Cameron though
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:19, archived)
# oh i thought that was a mushroom...
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Oh oh...you've been surfing again!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:30, archived)