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# Box O’Wife: One-Stop Shop for Premium Boxed-Brides


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The preeminent bride-to-go-depot for men who want 'em free of disease with college degrees.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# but...but...
If that's a box of WIFE. What's that sticking out of the glory hole there?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Her penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Something she bit off
and is now waggling out the hole in a taunting fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
#
sometimes, if the woman is strong, she's able to poke her little finger through the bubble wrap and into to the light. This rarely happens, though.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I imagine you'll find rich veins in the religious market for these.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# The Ultimate Burka
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:31, archived)
# I wasn't going to say it
But you went there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# how much?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 11 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
#
today's a blowout sale - half-off original price - so eight american dollars, give or take. what were you thinking?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Now my shopping basket contains one of these
and a cattle prod
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Meh.
Keep the wife, just give me the box
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
#
you'd be surprised how often we get this request. this is doable, but we can not, however, offer you a reduction in price. Are you still interested?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:09, archived)