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[challenge entry] Isaac Newton was the first person to discover that, when threatened,
an apple was quite capable of defending itself.

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(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:42, archived)
# pity he never survived to warn others
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Entirely your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:45, archived)
# it's a furryosaur
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:47, archived)
# yay!
gets you back for the lollipops!
we are now even
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Yeah, but it's out of my system now. I bet you want a lollipop right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:50, archived)
# not really, i'm full of bailey's
and even if i did, there's a bag of them on my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Quick, drink a load of orange juice and it will make cheese in your stomach!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:05, archived)
# i have no orange juice
and i'm drinking water now, more than 2 bailey's and i feel queasy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Yes, you should probably stop at 2 bottles.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:10, archived)
# last time i drank 2 bottles of the stuff
was my 21st birthday. i danced round the pub with large adhesive-backed bows on my boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
large adhesive-backed bows and nothing else?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:15, archived)
# well, i was wearing clothes
my parents were there, i had to stay clothed until i got home
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Doesn't the acid in your stomach makes it into cheese anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:10, archived)
# i think it's making it into sick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Ah, an opportunity for SCIENCE.
Stick a finger down your throat, then tell us if the result is cheesy.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:15, archived)
# i can't make myself sick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:17, archived)
# That's freaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Blame Smash. I wash my hands of this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:52, archived)
# that's right, blame me
it's so much easier than taking responsibility, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:55, archived)
# *blames*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Sundrop-chu, use rainbow attack!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:50, archived)
# this is how it starts. this is always how it starts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
It needs tits, MU. Draw tits on it now.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:56, archived)
# I was tempted. That's why I cropped, cut and ran.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Ooh, are you making me porn again?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:01, archived)
# No :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:02, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:04, archived)
# I've drawn myself out tonight with that animation. It's not even going to finish very high in the compo, I don't know why I bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:06, archived)
# art should be an expression of the artist's inner self
it should need no validation
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Yeah, but validation is really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:10, archived)
# :(
Tell you what, draw EXACTLY what we tell you to and we'll help you get a front page.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Can I give you a voucher for a whatever you want drawing at a later date?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:14, archived)
# filthy attention whore
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Pot/kettle
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:15, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:21, archived)
# YIFFOSAUR IS EVOLVING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I was always told "beware of the apples!"
Pears are no problem though, you can kick the shit out of a pear
and it'll just cower, wimpering.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:48, archived)
# apples are fine if you know how to deal with them
it's bananas you have to watch out for. they lie there, looking all innocent. then, just when your guard is down, POW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:50, archived)
# I'll write that down,
can't be too careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:52, archived)
# sneaky yellow fuckers
they hide in custard, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:54, archived)
# The other day I was on the internet and I saw one hiding in a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:03, archived)
# damn them! they're already infiltrating!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:05, archived)
# That's no fruit... it's a space station...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Except against Eve.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:47, archived)
# she needs to wear a bikini that doesn't make her look like a heifer
preferably a sparkly one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:48, archived)
# I prefer her with nothing at all.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:54, archived)
# maybe
but that tiny bikini just makes her look fat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Not fat, but 'delicious'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:58, archived)
# in that case
i'd make gordon ramsey drown in his own drool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Gordon loves things wrapped in bacon...
...so don't forget the bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:07, archived)
# NEVER forget the bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Not too keen on her eyes
The rest of her, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:54, archived)
# You just sit over there... I'll handle this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:57, archived)
# i see what you mean
those eyes do have a touch of the lizard about them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:58, archived)
# I don't think it's the bikini
that brings out her bovine qualities.
(LT L He can't be as bad as W., Thu 13 May 2010, 1:47, archived)
# I think she fancies me
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:49, archived)
# STURDY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:53, archived)
# BEWARE
 


woo, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:53, archived)
# BEWARE BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:55, archived)
# this is unbelievably cute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:59, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:21, archived)