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# I would like to biology her!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I'd like to test her tubes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:54, archived)
# I'll fetch the litmus paper.
AND THE GLOVES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:57, archived)
# and fetch my lab-wellies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# You're very dedicated to the cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# and fetch my chloroform
it's in the jar marked 'lemonade'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I'm very sorry - I pissed in your chloroform.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# that could work!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Donations to the "Make sexual innuendoes about a model in a labcoat" charity are very low this year.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# That sounds fake. I swear if it's fake I'm going to do unspeakable things to your lemonade.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# meiosis?
(RobbJ, Sun 16 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I'd like to bally well shag her senseless!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I'd make my Bunsen burn 'er
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I'd culture her petri dish.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 15 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I've a fair few saucy scientists looking for pics today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Haven't they got anything better to do?
Like finding a cure for hiccups or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:59, archived)
# or making new kitchen gadgets
to sell on bid-up.tv
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# price-drop tv is where it's at
*needs more Greg Scott*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# I played a price-drop tv drinking game once
the rules were really hard :(
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# did it cost you £7.99 P&P each shot? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# it involved constantly drinking
for the entire time the price dropped. And every time they mentioned the full-title of the item in question. That's it, just those two rules.

I think I passed out after 2 items.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:17, archived)