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(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha I hate those adverts
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# but that cream contains patented makeyoulookyoungerserum in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# "Inspired by gene science" Is my current favourite hated phrase. It is a legal whisker away from an actual lie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
#
"Our unique neutroceramide formula actively replenishes your skin's moisture"

wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Space invaders protecting my skin?
Cool!

Edit: And it's still, fucking, Ulay in my household!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# right on!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Damn right!
And it's still Jif to me. And Snickers. And Bounty
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# *slaps*
Marathon!!!

And Opal Fruits
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
# HaHa! Doh!
And I'm not even pissed yet!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:55, archived)