Microsoft didn't feel that a black Michael Jackson would play well in the Baltic countries.
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sat 15 May 2010, 15:59,
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Neither did Michael JacksonBleached his face in pursuit of the mighty drachma.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 15 May 2010, 16:12,
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I heard that when Microsoft decided they needed a white Michael Jackson for Polish adsthey kidnapped the real Michael Jackson and made a WHITE MICROSOFT MICHAEL JACKSON to take his place.
But then it crashed and got the BSOD and it turned out the 'doctor' that was minding the WHITE MICROSOFT MICHAEL JACKSON was not even a QUALIFIED ACCREDITED MICROSOFT EXPERT.
(But then it crashed and got the BSOD and it turned out the 'doctor' that was minding the WHITE MICROSOFT MICHAEL JACKSON was not even a QUALIFIED ACCREDITED MICROSOFT EXPERT.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 15 May 2010, 16:31,
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It turns out the doctor was deliberately trying to crash WHITE MICHAELSOFT JACKSON by running games that the system couldn't handle.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 15 May 2010, 16:47,
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I bet it was Rise Of The Robots.I could never get that fucker to run, and I had a 486.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 15 May 2010, 16:50,
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This wouldn't surprise meComputer companies were doing all sorts of weird things back then, I mean Steve Jobs made Billy Ray Cyrus get a sex change and a bunch of surgery only to re-release him as the popular songstress known as Jill Sobule. His 1996 hit "I kissed a girl" was always sung with some lamentation.
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Sat 15 May 2010, 16:44,
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Hanna Montana was PISSED when she realised that she should have bought apple stock instead of that computer in 1987
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 15 May 2010, 16:54,
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GOD DAMMIT BILLY-RAY, YOU'RE A WORTHLESS ACOUSTIC LESBIAN NOW
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 15 May 2010, 17:00,
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