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# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Topical stuff
I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Why are we stuck with the old picture and they get the updated one
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Poles are always taking the best stuff
I read it in a newspaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Microsoft didn't feel that a black Michael Jackson would play well in the Baltic countries.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Neither did Michael Jackson
Bleached his face in pursuit of the mighty drachma.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I heard that when Microsoft decided they needed a white Michael Jackson for Polish ads
they kidnapped the real Michael Jackson and made a WHITE MICROSOFT MICHAEL JACKSON to take his place.
But then it crashed and got the BSOD and it turned out the 'doctor' that was minding the WHITE MICROSOFT MICHAEL JACKSON was not even a QUALIFIED ACCREDITED MICROSOFT EXPERT.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
# THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# It turns out the doctor was deliberately trying to crash WHITE MICHAELSOFT JACKSON by running games that the system couldn't handle.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I bet it was Rise Of The Robots.
I could never get that fucker to run, and I had a 486.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:50, archived)
# This wouldn't surprise me
Computer companies were doing all sorts of weird things back then, I mean Steve Jobs made Billy Ray Cyrus get a sex change and a bunch of surgery only to re-release him as the popular songstress known as Jill Sobule. His 1996 hit "I kissed a girl" was always sung with some lamentation.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Hanna Montana was PISSED when she realised that she should have bought apple stock instead of that computer in 1987
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# GOD DAMMIT BILLY-RAY, YOU'RE A WORTHLESS ACOUSTIC LESBIAN NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:11, archived)