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times like these are the shittiest of times, and my thoughts go out to her family and friends.
dammit, i wish i had the words for moments like this, but the only words i can think of aren't mine:

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

(hestiating, hovering the pointer over 'post this message', not sure if this will be misconstrued... hopefully not, here goes)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:00, archived)
# It's all right, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Some of the finest words ever written.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# There are no words
And as this place is primarily a place of humour, I think we can all take your words as they are meant.

And today, quite frankly, life IS a huge steaming piece of shit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I shall leave now, with just this:

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.


I shall miss my dear friend.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
# deep, vere deep.
and with that, i'm off to bed.
g'night b3ta, tomorrow will be a better day :|
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Beautiful
I think this must hit you harder than most as you know them better *hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:14, archived)
# I was going to quote 'Is Life a Boon?'
As it's a favourite of mine that I want read at my send-off, but I never know if people who don't know it would take it the right way
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Pet, you're a bloody star
d'ya know that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Who me?
I'm seeing stars, but that could be the vodka
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:26, archived)
# *massive hugs*
G'night, pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Goodnight lovely
Take care, and keep me informed xxxx
*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:33, archived)
# If I may offer a comedy interjection
Fry & Laurie sketch:

SF: Well that must represent quite a boon.
HL: Oh, an enormous boon!
SF: Well, we're always on the lookout for enormous boons...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nTmSu6v0LA
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Perfect :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 18 May 2010, 0:08, archived)