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# Castle road.
Every town has a castle road and there's a pretty good chance it has a fish and chip shop.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# nearest Castle Road to me is 20 miles away!
and it has a party-hire shop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Just discovered my castle road chippy is now an estate agents.
What is this?! Affordable housing? I can't eat affordable housing! goddamnit
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# You could if you were Godzilla.
They just changed their target demographic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Godzilla doesn't eat buildings,
he eats Chewits you moron! MNGGGGGGGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# My mistake.
So who would eat a deep fried affordable house?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# The Scottish?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# A Scottish Bulldozer?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# If it's deep fried,
The Scottish would eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Things were fine before he turned up.
Now its Godzilla this, Godzilla that.
Damnit Mothra, what am I paying you for?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# You're wrong!
Where I live we have a Court Road and a Court Yard but no Castle road.

We do however have an Eltham Palace Road. That is probably because we also have an Eltham Palace.

Eltham Palace Road does not contain any Fish and Chip shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Freak occurrence.
Every other town has one. 100%.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# My town doesn't have a Castle Road.
It does have a Castleford Road though. It does have a chip shop. Several chinese places and a vet too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# I'm begining to doubt this theory Keyboard Weasel.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# The theory is airtight.
Except for "-ford" and Redsushi who probably lives in a place that hates castles for some reason.

AIRTIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Well no,
we are just more discerning here and don't like these common castles. We are more than happy with out Luxury Palace!

Fucking plebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# All the chip shops were on Church street in the town I was born in.
That town did have a Castle Road but it contained neither a chip shop or a castle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I am starting to think that Keyboard Weasel
is a bit of a mongtard and isn't really a social geographer at all :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# You shame me, sir.
Now I take my leave.
*smokebombs*
*waits for bus*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# And good bloody riddance!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# erm... that's a phonebox
not a bus stop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Oh
Then if you'll excuse me, I have to make toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# -don doesn't work either
did you read this on he back of a cereal box or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Fish&Chip Propaganda Weekly
Apparently battered fish makes you smarter, more attractive and impervious to lasers.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# How's the petition going to get breaded fish banned under the Geneva Convention?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Not well.
I keep getting roughed up and dumped in alleys by Scottish fishermen.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# yeh but to be fair
you are asking them for bummings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:55, archived)