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# Look what I made
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Mmmm
gimme, gimme : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Mrs V's mum pronounces it
"Kee-yak", and it is always had with tea.

It's not a suggestion - it's the LAW.

That cakestand is gay. But that's what cakestands are.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# There were less gay ones
but they cost £25+. No thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I think it's quite nice.
Pink spotty cakestands FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# For these sort of cakes
only pink spotty cakestands are appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# they look uberyum
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Best of all the German appetites.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I had a super healthy lunch
wholemeal pitta bread, low-fat cottage cheese, lettuce, tomato and mackeralm and a full pot of Onken bio yoghurt

I feel sick and smell of fish now

I need cakes and tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# And you deserve to.
You should have had a super, manly lunch of fish n' chips washed down with tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# b-b-b-but I was reading a lifestyle magazine at the doctor's surgery earlier
and I was easily influenced by the pictures of healthy people talking about GIs and anti-oxidents and things!

DAMN IT! THEY DID IT TO ME AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Next you'll be wanting to get ripped in 4 weeks and give up smoking.
Silly boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I managed the giving up smoking over 10 years ago
that was easy - that only cost me all my friends and a marriage

*puts away ab-cruncher*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Im qutting atm...
..im on this medication that makes you just not want them.

Its proving to be a damn waste of perfectly nice fags.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# a chronic hangover was what got me to eventually quit
I'd tried the patches before

SHEER FUCKING WILL POWER in the end. It's hard work though, but you get there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I quit for five years...
..but the new missus is Belgian and smokes like a Scottish salmon curer..
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Agree.
Hmmm, where's the nearest chippy?
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Castle road.
Every town has a castle road and there's a pretty good chance it has a fish and chip shop.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# nearest Castle Road to me is 20 miles away!
and it has a party-hire shop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Just discovered my castle road chippy is now an estate agents.
What is this?! Affordable housing? I can't eat affordable housing! goddamnit
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# You could if you were Godzilla.
They just changed their target demographic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Godzilla doesn't eat buildings,
he eats Chewits you moron! MNGGGGGGGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# My mistake.
So who would eat a deep fried affordable house?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# The Scottish?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# A Scottish Bulldozer?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# If it's deep fried,
The Scottish would eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Things were fine before he turned up.
Now its Godzilla this, Godzilla that.
Damnit Mothra, what am I paying you for?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# You're wrong!
Where I live we have a Court Road and a Court Yard but no Castle road.

We do however have an Eltham Palace Road. That is probably because we also have an Eltham Palace.

Eltham Palace Road does not contain any Fish and Chip shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Freak occurrence.
Every other town has one. 100%.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# My town doesn't have a Castle Road.
It does have a Castleford Road though. It does have a chip shop. Several chinese places and a vet too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# I'm begining to doubt this theory Keyboard Weasel.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# The theory is airtight.
Except for "-ford" and Redsushi who probably lives in a place that hates castles for some reason.

AIRTIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Well no,
we are just more discerning here and don't like these common castles. We are more than happy with out Luxury Palace!

Fucking plebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# All the chip shops were on Church street in the town I was born in.
That town did have a Castle Road but it contained neither a chip shop or a castle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I am starting to think that Keyboard Weasel
is a bit of a mongtard and isn't really a social geographer at all :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# You shame me, sir.
Now I take my leave.
*smokebombs*
*waits for bus*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# And good bloody riddance!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# erm... that's a phonebox
not a bus stop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Oh
Then if you'll excuse me, I have to make toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# -don doesn't work either
did you read this on he back of a cereal box or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Fish&Chip Propaganda Weekly
Apparently battered fish makes you smarter, more attractive and impervious to lasers.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# How's the petition going to get breaded fish banned under the Geneva Convention?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Not well.
I keep getting roughed up and dumped in alleys by Scottish fishermen.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# yeh but to be fair
you are asking them for bummings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I had a super unhealthy lunch of Ham,
2 fried Eggs and Beans on Toast. The toast was made with brown bread though, so I'll probably be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# I made um german cake once
It looks dirty, but by god did it taste good.

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# It seems a Large rabbit has shat on your cake.
Sorry fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# haha
They are actually poo-effect cherries. And I'm no fella, so I tell the boys :p
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Why hello there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Arf!
Proper lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# We've all seen 'The Crying Game'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Turin 1990?
Yeah, was pretty tragic for Gazza.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# His more recent work is admittedly a lot more upbeat.
Domestic violence, getting sectioned, crying and threatening to commit suicide in hotel foyers...You know, glamourous showbiz stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Tits or GTFO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# OK!!!
*rips off top*

HEY BOYS!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Put 'em away fatty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# OI!! I'M NOT FAT!! I'M JUST BIG BONED!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# here are some
slightly NSFW
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Is that you?
If so, you can stay.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# yes, I have to posterize myself these days
Anything more than monochrome in the morning is hideous.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Aw, they're bigger than mine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I say.
o_


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# So you are.
I enjoyed your "accidental hooker" story, even though it's a bit scary and I'm very glad you got away with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Why thanks
I aim to please! In all respects.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Oh. God.
Want. Cake. Now.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# I love the addition of the Rolo's and chocolate footballs.
You know... just in case it wasn't chocolatey enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I wanted to bury a quadruple choc muffin in the middle
but the cocoa plantation people wouldn't let me :(
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# It's a lie!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# yummy :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# DO WANT
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Nice!
I have fruitcake over this way! Mmmmmm fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:58, archived)
# fruitcake
is a most bizarre thing. It never looks appetizing and tastes like it's made of electric, yet always leaves you satisfied
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# "tastes like it's made of electric"
hahaha you odd fish :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# haha
they do!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Freaky ;o
I either put myself on ignore or I managed to post in an alternate dimension. .

www.b3ta.com/board/10052657#post10052659

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:58, archived)
# it's a stupid bug
sometimes it doesn't take you back to the main board, so you post again
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I prefer the idea of it being a cake vortex.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# The power of cake compels you! :O
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# YOU OPENED THE BOX
WE CAME
YOU MUST COME WITH US
AND TASTE OUR CAKES
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Hum.
k3b/-\b c/o Room 807A
Carslaw Building F07
Sydney University
2006, Australia.

Thank you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# you live in the past
it's 2010 over here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# He's probably been in prison.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# FUCKING BITCH HAD IT COMING.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# *starts to dial 9 9 9...*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# No need, Ducky, just pick up a nice bottle of chianti and we can enjoy her together...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# it's 6 6 6 in Australia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# it's 000 for anyone that cares.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# next time there's a cat stuck in a tree in Woolagongalong
that's what I'm calling
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# That is Kevin Rudd's number
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# It's the hotline to the stimulus package.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# haha yes!
Julia Gillard is a frequent caller
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I have to make a new image soon, I'm sick of reposting.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1274185229/stimulus.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# i still love it.
And its still current.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Yeah, if she ever spills for the leadership, all I'm going to do is change the text a bit...
I wonder where the one of her with a pie on her nose is...


ahhhhh.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Australia is a long way away.
It's probably still 2006 over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I hear the 4 year flight is a killer.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Well, my bike has a flux capactitor on it.
I'm now in 2040.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# that's just the time over there silly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# ha! no such luck unfortunately.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# No it's not
2010 is Sydney!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# But Darling, it hurts!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# No, 2000 was Sydney.
2004 Athens. 2008 Beijing. 2012 Yeovil.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# *starts sending increasingly sinister love notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# This sounds very enjoyable.
*licks top lip*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I love you.
I really, really love you.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

I really don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Aw you're too sweet.
*licks left lip*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Honestly.
I'd probably kill myself or something. Or kill you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# thinks: definitely a keeper
*licks right lip*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Wet Wet Wet's cover of "Love Is All Around" will be our song!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# They might
be a bit manky by the time they reach you.
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# aw :(
no cayke for me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Would you accept
a recipe? Then you could have them fresh! :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:38, archived)
#
There's a bluebird dive-bombing your cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Aaaagggghhhh
Trying really hard not to eat cakes and biscuits at the moment but these look lovely. I NEED ONE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# i would wager they contain 100% less bogies
than the ones made by lady wife and tiny son this morning. Mind you, they taste GOOOOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:57, archived)