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# There was an old man from

who swallowed a packet of

Great tufts of

shot out of his
'rhyme'
and his
NSFW
was all covered in weeds…

apologies for the - ahem - big hairy arse, now modded. have you any idea how difficult it is to get a nice neat non rude picture of a bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:01, archived)
# mmm
luckily for the firewall log at work... the status bar reveals all...
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Naughty Nursey.
Dykey pikey.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:05, archived)
# i'm not entirely convinced the penultimate one
is SFW either! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Yep - he should definitely be shopped to the
Viz Bottom Inspectors.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:07, archived)
# no no no
its:

there was a young lady from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
within half an hour
her tits came to flower
and her bum was covered in weeds

now make that version :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)
# and
you're suggesting a big hairy arse in dubious pants IS SFW?
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:08, archived)