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# Just 'cos somebody I know complained about Volvos not being Volvo-ish any more.
(fatedsnowfox, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Still less boxy than the Volvo 340.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# My first car was a Volvo 340.
Well, I say "car". I mean "tank".

It was ace. I still miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# My ex-girlfriend used to have one. The radiator was broken so everytime you came to a halt it squirted water out of the front.
It was amazing. Like my car was pissing on other cars.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I developed a contempt for other cars.
With their power steering and power brakes, they were all effete and rubbish, and I wanted nothing to do with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# cat in the box in the river
Good film..
(waxdart hello., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Winnar!
My dad's just bought a Volvo. I was instructing him on how this makes it illegal for him to pick up any hitchhikers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# It only comes in one colour though.
And as everyone knows, that's the most important thing to consider.

/blatant girly answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# *rubs eyes*
can it be?

hello missus!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# 'Tis I!
Hello lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Hey stranger
We were just talking about you last week (and a bit).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Oh?
Did it go something like;
"Whatever happened to Fluffy elephants"
"I see her on Facebook sometimes ... and occasionally on Flickr"
"Oh ... Just not B3ta then?"
*Everyone sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# More like
I reposted the Elephant Advisory pic. Someone asked who the "Fluffy" image was. I said it was you and someone asked if it was a standard Corel image from the 90s.
Exciting huh?
(I don't Facebook. And never will now given their privacy issues. I prefer to stalk people in other ways)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Haha,
well at least there was no sobbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Hahaha woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:09, archived)