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# Lovely. It's really nice and sunny outside. Why don't you go outside?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# It's fucking raining blood dude.
Can you not see that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# It's not in Birmingham. Where exactly are you?

Here?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Somewhere rather grimmer I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Das ist just vot I'm lidderally aboot tea dee, as Meesta Joe, he'sa having a barbie queue.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Warm and sunny here
AND I've been outside. In the sun.

Now I'm relaxing with a huge bag of pick n' mix.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# It's too fucking hot, that's what it is.
*grumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Fine then
*puts pants back on*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Good Tribs.
Now fetch me ice-cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:32, archived)
# But it's all the way over there
in the kitchen. Don't wanna!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# While you are at it fetch me a zoom.
Or a fab. Either's good, so long as it's a strawberry fab.
NONE OF THAT YUCKY ORANGE FAB SHIT THAT SOUNDED NICE WHEN I BOUGHT IT BUT WAS IN FACT HORRIBLE AND WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Bloomin' 'eck
Anyone else want an ice cream while I'm on my feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# There is a cat in my garden and it looks quite hot. Get him one too.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Cats like ice cream
Hmm, fish flavour ice cream for kitties. Could be onto a winner there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Recipe for ice lollies for cats:
Ingredients: 1 pint of milk, 1 tin of whiskas (choose your cat's favourite flavour).
Place ingredients in a blender and blend for 20 seconds.
Pour into ice lolly mould and place in freezer for 4 hours.
Serves 3 cats.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Hmm, maybe not milk
A lot of cats get lactose-intolerence runnybum from it. Try cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:39, archived)
# If your cat is lactose-intolerant then try using pig jizz instead.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# If your cat is Muhammed then try substituting pig jizz with cow jizz
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:51, archived)