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# The shopkeeper had an uncanny habbit of
popping up when you least expected him to!


(funkyberry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:25, archived)
# that's indeed magic
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:27, archived)
# That is
rather super
he looks dressed for the occassion too
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)
# perhaps he is an undercover Iraqie agent!?
All those years having access to innocent children's minds!!

And on national TV!!
(funkyberry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Now that...
Is something very special.
If that isnt a front page, i will eat 9 whelks.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Well my shread of evidence to that fact.....
....is that Mr Benn tries on the clothes, uses them in some kinda wierd 5 minute adventure, and then when the Shopkeeper asks if he wants to buy the clothes, Mr Benn always says "No. Not today thank you".....

The Shopkeeper should have been really annoyed with this, so I'm thinking there were other reasons he put up with Mr Benn!
(funkyberry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Are you ready with those whelks?
Can we have a movie of you eating them?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:43, archived)
# and
eat all the shells too..

or NO ICECREAM
(radja, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Ah, the ol' LA Times photography classes
As if by magic!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:57, archived)