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# *spang*
They've pulled from Glastonbury. I might go now.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Bonio's devastated.
He feels he's let down the audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Apparently they'd written a special song...
"please stop throwing those bottles at me" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:28, archived)
# That was Morrissey, wasn't it?
and it was a rip off of a Police song, entitled "Walking off in huffs"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# I have a friend who swears blind that he was at a Smiths gig in Stoke
where Morrisey flounced off after someone threw a sausage from the audience, and it landed in his mouth.

I want this to be true, but I suspect my friend is delusional.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Perhaps an independent trusted party
could verify the existence of your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Hmmmm...
This "real life friend" thing really does stretch credulity, I'll admit...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I was looking forward to footage
of Bono cowering under a barrage of 80 000 bottles of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Humm mind the piss ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Me too :(
U2 have done some OK songs, but how are they the biggest band in the world? Plus Bono is a preaching cunt. "Give all your money to charity..."

"WHY DON'T YOU, YOU RICH CUNT?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:31, archived)
# As I said to my girlfriend earlier on today (after she claimed to like 'a couple of their songs')...
...you are now a U2 fan.

Feel free to call me a cunt. Like what she did.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# You're thinking of Reading

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I see this sort of thing everytime I close my eyes
except, Bono is cowering under a barrage of hungry flying piranha-owl hybrids, that each tear off an approximate square-centimetre of his flesh every time they attack. This goes on for hours, while I stand chortling and shooting his eyes with a water pistol filled with bleach and lemon juice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# hungry flying piranha-owl hybrids
I'll nip across the road to Life Sciences. This kind of thing must be created, and soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I'm disappointed
I was looking forward to a smaller crowd watching the Flaming Lips as all the people who don't know any better would've been watching U2.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Flight Test FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I don't know where the sun beams end and the star light begins
It's all a mystery
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I like the Flaming Lips very much
but it never ceases to amaze me how much they sound like the Super Furry Animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Can't say I've ever thought that
I very much like SFA too, great live band.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I've seen SFAs three times and I don't remember anything.
For some reason I get so drunk at SFA gigs. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# haha
I've seen them about 3 times too and also find I get drunk at them. Only gig I've been to where I've managed to lose half my clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:53, archived)