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# I bet that's what he was going for
I've not had the radio on all day -b3ta was my first source of the news
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# we need a ticker service for meme and shop-worthy news
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Good Idea
get cr3 to set up a feed aggregator



+++Maggie Dies +++ Glitter now living in Cleethorpes +++UK General Election was rigged, UKIP take control of new Coalition with Greens +++ Sting releases Death Metal Lute album +++
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
#
Useless upside-down mug has hole in bottom
Da Vinci Code not code, just mass of nonsense words
Gary Oldman outlives Gary Numan
Nick Berry and Marc Almond launch fruit & nut bar
Sock and Awww: Kitten found in laundry basket
No-one offering grammar and spelling services on Freecycle, evidently
Jeremy Kyle still alive despite idiocy
DC Tosh Lines named after script
Mysterious 'PC brigade' at it again, says right-wing grandad forum
Facial recognition scanner fooled by picture of Bod drawn on lettuce leaf
Susan Boyle sues boiler
Daily Mail news poisoned with real facts
Kabul to be renamed Kabum

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Three monsters break into Jeremy Kyle studio and wee on him
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# *steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# stolen from Charlie Brooker a long time ago
:/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# *puts back*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# haha
George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."

Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco. Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.

Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It's called Trydixagen.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# you guys are Killing me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# ahahahaha more more!!
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# they are all from an email I got today from my dad!
in a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa!

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer!

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new childrens iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

The wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker!

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Hartlepool but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)