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# Anyone done this yet?
Apparently Derrick Bird is the word...

(dieselmonkey, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# hehe
but he's no Michael Ryan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I bet that's what he was going for
I've not had the radio on all day -b3ta was my first source of the news
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# we need a ticker service for meme and shop-worthy news
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Good Idea
get cr3 to set up a feed aggregator



+++Maggie Dies +++ Glitter now living in Cleethorpes +++UK General Election was rigged, UKIP take control of new Coalition with Greens +++ Sting releases Death Metal Lute album +++
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
#
Useless upside-down mug has hole in bottom
Da Vinci Code not code, just mass of nonsense words
Gary Oldman outlives Gary Numan
Nick Berry and Marc Almond launch fruit & nut bar
Sock and Awww: Kitten found in laundry basket
No-one offering grammar and spelling services on Freecycle, evidently
Jeremy Kyle still alive despite idiocy
DC Tosh Lines named after script
Mysterious 'PC brigade' at it again, says right-wing grandad forum
Facial recognition scanner fooled by picture of Bod drawn on lettuce leaf
Susan Boyle sues boiler
Daily Mail news poisoned with real facts
Kabul to be renamed Kabum

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Three monsters break into Jeremy Kyle studio and wee on him
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# *steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# stolen from Charlie Brooker a long time ago
:/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# *puts back*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# haha
George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."

Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco. Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.

Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It's called Trydixagen.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# you guys are Killing me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# ahahahaha more more!!
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# they are all from an email I got today from my dad!
in a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa!

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer!

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new childrens iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

The wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker!

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Hartlepool but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I wonder what made him spaz out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# living in Cumbria?
a bit like that spate of suicides in Bridgend..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# hahahahahahahahhaahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Fuck! These mountains and rolling green hills are just so damn beautiful, I GOTTA SHOOT PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Gotta protect yourself from people carrying walking sticks
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# perhaps he was an Israeli?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Cumbria's a nice place...but chock full of wank arty students
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
# is it? Fair enough
If it's outside the M25, it's a foreign country to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# their accents get on my tits
maybe that's what sent him spazmoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# when I was there..it was only for 5 hrs

so it didn't affect me much
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I used to go to Carlisle a lot as a kid
living in Dumfries, it was the nearest thing to a city that was easy to get to.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Maybe he ran out of mint cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# he probably couldn't take another movie poster image challenge being announced tonight
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooo!
loads gun
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Make horror characters lovely
The Art of Subtlety
One word challenge

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Fish puns
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I hake this idea
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I'm actually lolling :D
you are a dab hand at these!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Cod almighty!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# if you can handle seeing this picture over and over
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I have a pollock?
I don't get it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Sea Eeled With A Kiss
When You Fish Upon A Star

I Cod Have Danced All Night

Prawn to be wild
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Wobbegongs of the broken hearted?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Let no man pull you low enough to hake him?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# That man and his damned fish!


edit/ no one else?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# haha he must really like that fish
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha, oh you're so right :)
*searches for 'breamblock' firefox extension in anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I like the second one...
is there somewhere I could click for it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# pffh :)
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post738560
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# he lives in the lake district.
there's not much else to do there apart from the occasional killing spree
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Apparently
his mum said to him earlier to shoot up the shops and get us a point of milk; I think he kinda took that a bit too literally.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)