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# All that talk about pasties before got me hungry.

I bloody love pasties, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# mmmm brain pasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# i think this might have put me off them for life
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Grum nyum nyoom nugmh mnum num noymn guuuuyymm ggrrrrnnnnnm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# uck
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# ^this :D
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Interesting* Trufax:
The thick pastry edge was there so that it could be eaten without having to wash your hands first, thus saving the miners time in going up to the surface where the water was.
*Might not be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# ...they also contained a fruit desert in 1 half.
all in one meals ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Nope,
that's a 'Bedfordshire Clanger'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Aha!
A half-savoury, half-sweet pasty (similar to the Bedfordshire clanger) was eaten by miners in the 19th Century
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Well, anyway, I'd want a compartment for some crisps, a mint (or orange) club,
and a bottle of pop, or it's just not lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
#

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.
The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a bench.Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.
The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.
He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African- Americans in a predominating white patriarchal society.
In fact he pointed out, some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.
After he left a Scottish man approached the couple and said.
" Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"
Now why would you know more that the curator they asked.
Because I'm the one who painted it, he said
There are no Africans at all, they're just three Scottish coal miners.
The guy in the middle went home for lunch...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# buk buk *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Nicely.
I guess the chicks are like mini-kievs if you slice them open?

..ie either 1/2 frozen or full of molten lava. Or empty.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# fuck i want one of these.
right now.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
Clicks and throws up at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# :o

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)