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# Hello world!
old people can be so cruel!
(radical k Maker of stuff, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 8:48, archived)
# Morning All
Bloody right they can! ah the freedom to piss in your own pants! *sigh*
(chineseproverb, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 8:53, archived)
# The freedom to piss in your own pants
is as nothing compared to the freedom to piss in others' pants

... but these are matters of which I must not speak further
(Indole Ring, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:00, archived)
# what about
panting in others' piss?
(radical k Maker of stuff, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Yay!
That's fantastic!
Do more! Do more!
DO more!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Speaking of "fantastic" and "do more" ...
Are there any more B3ta Canteens after the first three?
(Indole Ring, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 8:59, archived)
# I posted the fourth one
last night.
Expect a repost after I've got my coffee at ten.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:12, archived)
# B3ta canteens?
Sorry I haven't been paying enough attention. What are these canteens of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)
# It's a B3ta-meme based comic strip
and very good too.
(Indole Ring, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Yay!
I can't believe I'm actually looking forward to a repost ...
(Indole Ring, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:28, archived)
# I was originally going to
post it today, but I finished it and couldn't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)
# That's very funny.
I'm told Thread Jack is the phrase to use. My friend who's a user has been trying to get me to join for weeks, so here I am. I've been popping by to look more and more so I thought why not. I've had a look at the FAQs and I'm sure I can work out how to post an image. Questions though: How long has b3ta been around? How many women are users? What's the best programme for animated images?
(LisaLisa, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Your answers
Five minutes before you arrived
2.5
Futurama

Hee hee - and sorry for mocking the newbie
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Seriously though
B3ta's beginnings
I don't really know, but the male:female ratio is slanted heavily on one side (guess which)
And I use GIFBuilder and/or GIFMation (reasonable freeware you can find through Google).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:18, archived)
# but we have
our fair share of ladies, I count about 20 of us are regular posters. Plus some more intermittent ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)
# So many questions!
But yay! A new member.
I think B3ta's been around for a couple of years now, I'm not sure exactly.
And I'm not sure exactly how many woman there are posting, quite a few.
I ust Image Ready that comes with Photoshop for my anims (oh, and Flash) but there are some free ones about.
And I'm about as much use as a woollen umbrella in April.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:15, archived)
# If you get a free copy of Paint Shop Pro (often on the cover CD of PC magazines)
It comes with Animation Shop, which is fine for simple anims, as the ruminant one says you'll find flash really good for "cartooney" ones
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Yes,
what he said.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Yes, I have Image Ready. But I've never used it!
My mate has told me bits and pieces about b3ta, but I'm still not entirely sure what hummus is, apart from chick pea paste. And why are you called Bovine?
(LisaLisa, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:20, archived)
# In geek terms,
Hummus is the B3tan version of The Force, it's what binds us all together.
And I'm called Bovine because...um...I like cows.
Moo.
Oh and Image Ready takes a bit of working out, like onions and ogres, it has layers.
Have a play, you might like it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Is that restraining order from the RSPCA still in effect?

Farmer Giles didn't get any milk from Flossie for weeks after the incident
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:23, archived)
# I thought it was cos you like
your udders tickled?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Will do!
Do you have to make a new layer for each frame? Actually, no, don't answer that one! I'll play with it for a bit and see what happens. Who's a good host for this sort of thing?
(LisaLisa, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)
#
groups.msn.com/
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Much as I hate
to act as a spammer for Microshaft - MSN Groups are pretty reliable and a cinch to set up.

There's even a helpful MSN How2 & FAQ written by Spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:28, archived)
# you
get 40mb of space at www.tripod.lycos.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Welcome :)
a lot of the folk round here use Imageready which comes with Photoshop,Since I still cant get my head round that I use Ulead gif animator myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Welcome!
You'll never leave, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)
# This
is velly good BTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:19, archived)
# hehe
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:19, archived)
# well
thank you...
(radical k Maker of stuff, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 9:42, archived)