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# Emilty has a big fat furry catpuss
allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# When I was 5 I fell in love with an 18yo girl called Emily.
She's a lesbian these days.

I don't quite know how to feel about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# just be proud you turned her


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# *prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# look her up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# She'll be in her late 40s/early 50s now.
So not a proper lesbian any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# its only a hobby when they are younger
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
#
hobby fun
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Oh I don't know...
www.google.co.uk/images?q=lesbian+grannies+with+big+floppy+fannies *

*I constructed the URL from scratch. I haven't been there. I suggest you don't either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# what was it like?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# you are still there aren't you?
Wobbly...
WOBBLY...
WOBBLY!!!!
.
.
he's busy - best leave him.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Ahhh....

That's better...

ö,ö
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# that wasn't as bad as expected...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# by 'bad'
you mean 'good' don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I have two friends whose wives left them for other women...
And my wife (who hasn't left me for another woman) had a school friend, an actual Beauty Pageant Queen, who came home and found her husband in flagrante delicto with another man...
(Hairy Twatter, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Yes - my life hasn't been without occassioning upon such people.
A girl I went out with when I was 18 left me for the fairer sex.

Which was quite flattering.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# The worst one was a girl I knew (but not in the biblical sense, regrettably)
Big beautiful almond shaped dark eyes, stunning legs, stupendous bosom, just all around drop dead gorgeous. Switched teams. Then again, I suspect her ex husband did as well...
(Hairy Twatter, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)