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# I was going to put something dark about Emily growing up, but it made me do a sad so just have it on it's own:
but it made me do a sad so just have it on it's own:

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Nice bit of vignetting there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# He was painting nudes...
...and got to the vignette strokes when his mum walked in.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# don't paint me with that brush!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# sorry to teej*
is emvee around? - I need to say THANKS!


*I'm also sorry for using the word 'teej'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# just got in from lunch
unsure why I'm being thanked, but you're welcome :)

*checks Gaz*

You're very welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Emilty has a big fat furry catpuss
allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# When I was 5 I fell in love with an 18yo girl called Emily.
She's a lesbian these days.

I don't quite know how to feel about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# just be proud you turned her


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# *prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# look her up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# She'll be in her late 40s/early 50s now.
So not a proper lesbian any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# its only a hobby when they are younger
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
#
hobby fun
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Oh I don't know...
www.google.co.uk/images?q=lesbian+grannies+with+big+floppy+fannies *

*I constructed the URL from scratch. I haven't been there. I suggest you don't either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# what was it like?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# you are still there aren't you?
Wobbly...
WOBBLY...
WOBBLY!!!!
.
.
he's busy - best leave him.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Ahhh....

That's better...

ö,ö
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# that wasn't as bad as expected...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# by 'bad'
you mean 'good' don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I have two friends whose wives left them for other women...
And my wife (who hasn't left me for another woman) had a school friend, an actual Beauty Pageant Queen, who came home and found her husband in flagrante delicto with another man...
(Hairy Twatter, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Yes - my life hasn't been without occassioning upon such people.
A girl I went out with when I was 18 left me for the fairer sex.

Which was quite flattering.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# The worst one was a girl I knew (but not in the biblical sense, regrettably)
Big beautiful almond shaped dark eyes, stunning legs, stupendous bosom, just all around drop dead gorgeous. Switched teams. Then again, I suspect her ex husband did as well...
(Hairy Twatter, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# You? Dark?
shirley not
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I'm a very fluffy person.
FLUFFY, I tell you.

As in "found at the back of a disused hall".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# hehe
behind the radiator
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
#
Why is it never funny in your pictures?
(prodiqy69 yer maw's reposted cunt, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:47, archived)
# So, you've been a member for over 2 years, and the one and only post you've ever actually bothered to make
is to comment on someone not being funny enough?

Irony - it's not just for describing blacksmiths.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha - FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# haha
hello dedicated username switcher!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# she's doing better than bagpuss
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Nice Shack!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Thanks.
Not even mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Why is it always foggy in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Cataracts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Farmers?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Nobby's
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Haunting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)