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Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
For we've received orders for to sail for ole England,
But we hope in a short time to see you again.
We will rant and we'll roar like true British sailors,
We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:56, archived)
# *glees*
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# here lies the body of mary lee
died at the age of a hundred and three
For fifteen years she kept her virginity
not a bad record for this vicinity
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# front's bow, back's stern
if you don't get it right squirt, i throw your ass outta that little round window on the side!
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)
# *crushes polystyrene cup*
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)
# marlin? stingray? bit through this piano wire?
don't you tell me my business again
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Not like going down the pond, chasin' bluegills and tommycods..
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)
# porkers?
you talkin' about porkers, mr. hooper?
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# You can get this little needle through his skin?
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# YOU GOT ANY BETTER SUGGESTIONS??
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)
# you might want to let that breath..
nothing.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)