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[challenge entry] An effort to make the world cup more appealing to women

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(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# 0_0
damn you, i want chocolate RIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:25, archived)
# awwww
*sends virtual tiny choccy bits*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:26, archived)
# it's okay
i just remembered i left half a twix on the ledge yesterday! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:28, archived)
# result!
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:29, archived)
# the ledge????????
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:36, archived)
# yes, the ledge
it's like the side
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Ah, ok
wondered if you lived on a cliff, for a moment there
; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# i couldn't live on a cliff
i have an impulse control problem which would result in plummet-related death within a week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:44, archived)
# i'll have to keep an eye on you when your at the checkout at the supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:58, archived)
# or you'll impulsivly by copies of hello and poor straight to video movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:05, archived)
# the movies, probably
but glossy rags like that? not a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:07, archived)
# you can't resist the impulse to jordan latest analplasty
the latest news on i'macelebritybigbrotherinthejungleonice83.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)
# jordan
needs cunting squarely in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)
# noms
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:25, archived)
# (and some men as well).
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)
# For some strange reason, my girlfriend doesn't like chocolate

I, on the other hand, do.

(she also seems to enjoy football more than me)

Please advise.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Let her eat you?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:39, archived)
# A great plan

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# you're ghey
and you're lady wears dungrees.

or she's a dolly bird and looking to become a SLAG WAG.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Buy yourself some nice dresses.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Things not to say on a message board.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:44, archived)
# swap clothes
you'll both be much happier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)
# needs some batteries
and a vibrate mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)
# What, it's a telephone?


oh.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)