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# This game is stupid
I want to play operation
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Real-life operation is better.
Actually what the fuck am I saying, real life operation smells horrible and you have to spend up to 4 hours wishing you could scratch your nose / have a wee.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Do operations smell?
Aren't all the smelly bits are contained in their own seperate waterproof baggy bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:50, archived)
# They smell mostly of burning hair thanks to the cautery (using electricity/heat to burn tissue which can cut through bits and stop bleeding)
Sometimes they smell even worse if you're cutting out infected bits or chopping up bowel.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# My first job was cleaning up in an operating theatre,
I can assure you that many operations stink to high hell.

Some highlights:

- Old man gets trans urethral resectioning of the prostate. It smells like dirty off prawns and it permeates every parcel of air in the room.

- Somebody is getting a proctoscopy and they reflexively push out the scope whil the doctor is still tinkering around in there so he has to push it back up and then it gets dumped on the table in front of me covered in shit and blood and I have to clean it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# So its not all bad then
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Not if it's a Tauntaun.
(Rogue Sausage, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# The ones I sat in for smelt.
It's the surgical diathermy burning their flesh that does it, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Be my guest :)
farm5.static.flickr.com/4039/4696844148_ecd3f9f484_b.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)