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# Your move


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(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Go on. Mate me. I dares ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:29, archived)
# I move my King, Tiger.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:30, archived)
# To my horror I don't own a chess set anymore
I had to google for the chess board and get it all wrong in CS5
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)
# I'm no good at chess. I just analyze the board each turn and make a move that seems safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Unless I'm playing someone terrible, then I bring out my queen and take everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:43, archived)
# And hope you roll double-sixes and draw a good Community Chest card
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)
# More often that not the fuckers sink my battleship :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# I made this joke. Contrary to what the board says, I made it before you did - not 5 minutes later.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:55, archived)
# You're right. I went forwards in time 5 minutes to steal your joke.
I'm so sorry Ttss :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Being from the future IS A CRIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I think he'd look better with an attractive lady tiger next to him
Hovering over a game of mastermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:39, archived)
# This was taken just after some furious shagging
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Easy tiger.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# No, the tiger!


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(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
#
She seems a bit small for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Voyeur
You spend all day making animal porn!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# This game is stupid
I want to play operation
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Real-life operation is better.
Actually what the fuck am I saying, real life operation smells horrible and you have to spend up to 4 hours wishing you could scratch your nose / have a wee.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Do operations smell?
Aren't all the smelly bits are contained in their own seperate waterproof baggy bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:50, archived)
# They smell mostly of burning hair thanks to the cautery (using electricity/heat to burn tissue which can cut through bits and stop bleeding)
Sometimes they smell even worse if you're cutting out infected bits or chopping up bowel.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# My first job was cleaning up in an operating theatre,
I can assure you that many operations stink to high hell.

Some highlights:

- Old man gets trans urethral resectioning of the prostate. It smells like dirty off prawns and it permeates every parcel of air in the room.

- Somebody is getting a proctoscopy and they reflexively push out the scope whil the doctor is still tinkering around in there so he has to push it back up and then it gets dumped on the table in front of me covered in shit and blood and I have to clean it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# So its not all bad then
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Not if it's a Tauntaun.
(Rogue Sausage, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# The ones I sat in for smelt.
It's the surgical diathermy burning their flesh that does it, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Be my guest :)
farm5.static.flickr.com/4039/4696844148_ecd3f9f484_b.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)
# KING ME
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Got your paws on CS5 yet mate?
You can replicate lenses now, it's awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Not yet
I'll have a legit copy in about 3 weeks I think.
Do you mean it replicates generic lens types (like, 35mm fixed) or does it try to replicate specific makes and models?
haha I just thought about it, it has to be generic, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:28, archived)
# You can upload your camera specs and it will download the settings
If you type in random settings it deletes files from your hard drive
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Only the sRGB ones, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Depends on your settings
the issue is certainly not with the software.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Brands and models
So Canon, Sigma, Sony, Nikon etc

It's a rather nice feature
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)
# You sunk my battleship.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# You shouldn't have placed it vertically.
J 10
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Droids don't bite people's arms off when they lose....
...

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)