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# Lettuce on its own makes a rubbish salad. You want rocket and spinach and dandelion and onion and tomatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
# And cucumber and watercress.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:34, archived)
# yes
but i haven't grown any of those
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# I daresay you've grown a few dandelions scattered about.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)
# probably
but it's a communal garden and some of the neighbours have dogs, so i'm not taking the chance of ruining my salad with pissy dandelions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Grow some crisps and pork pie!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:38, archived)
# i can't grow pork pies
but i could make crisps with my lovely potatoes, if only i had some way of frying them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:42, archived)
# In a frying pan?
Silly idea, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)
# i don't have one
i don't eat fried food
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Large saucepans would work. Or a wok.
An inch or so of oil in the bottom. Don't let it catch fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)
# i may try this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:58, archived)
# The hardest thing would be getting the crisps out, I'd imagine.
You'd have to do them in little batches. I suggest one of them spoons with holes in em that you use to scoop peas and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
# i've got one of those spoons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)
# THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR MAN?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:06, archived)
# um
a penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)
# I doubt that would be nice deep fried.
Maybe as some form of jerky...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# pfffff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Also...
Carrot, beetroot and parsnip crisps.... for the win...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
# oooh, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:49, archived)
# And crisps!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)