Make it stop!
It's like the web version of sitting next to a guy on the bus who insists on telling you about his budgies.
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at,
Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:19,
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That was you on the bus
but you seemed so interested
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Mattyboy,
Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:21,
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