Letter to Dog Island.Dear Pegi
would like to ask if I can send my Dalmatian,
>Cuddles, to your island. It is with much sadness that I contemplate even thinking of sending my faithful companion to total strangers.
Perusing your website, I carefully noted the
information, and upon your reply I will be in touch on the number included on your website. I would like to remain anonymous throughout any phase of the 'transfer' if humanly possible.
I don't want to go on too much, but I feel I should explain my situation with Cuddles. He is gay. Please don't label me a homophobe, I am not. It's just that my wife and family complain constantly about his admittedly flamboyant behaviour. He also masterbates
himself orally in the house, and dog semen is such a stubborn stain.
I think the final straw has been Cuddles' relationship with a Cairn terrier across the way. They anally penetrate each other whenever they get out, and my grandchildren have even witnessed this. How do you explain that to a child? My wife says it was because he was dropped on his head as a puppy, but I jus think he likes it.
It is also quite embarrasing while trying to walk him,if you let him off the lead, he will attempt to insert his penis into the mouths of other dogs. He only does this with other male dogs. I have even had to pay extensive vets bills for a toy daschund whose jaw was dislocated during a particularly vigorous attack.
As you see, pressures from my own human society have forced me to ask you to accept Cuddles onto dog island. Maybe you have even had similar letters on the subject? The only information I ask of you, at this stage, would be to know if the other dogs might attack him because he is a gay? Is there some training method I could use to try to make him a bit more butch? And finally, if there might even be a gay island for similar dogs? I really would appreciate it if he could live among others of his kind. He really is a most loving
dog.
Yours algoyo
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Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:17,
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would like to ask if I can send my Dalmatian,
>Cuddles, to your island. It is with much sadness that I contemplate even thinking of sending my faithful companion to total strangers.
Perusing your website, I carefully noted the
information, and upon your reply I will be in touch on the number included on your website. I would like to remain anonymous throughout any phase of the 'transfer' if humanly possible.
I don't want to go on too much, but I feel I should explain my situation with Cuddles. He is gay. Please don't label me a homophobe, I am not. It's just that my wife and family complain constantly about his admittedly flamboyant behaviour. He also masterbates
himself orally in the house, and dog semen is such a stubborn stain.
I think the final straw has been Cuddles' relationship with a Cairn terrier across the way. They anally penetrate each other whenever they get out, and my grandchildren have even witnessed this. How do you explain that to a child? My wife says it was because he was dropped on his head as a puppy, but I jus think he likes it.
It is also quite embarrasing while trying to walk him,if you let him off the lead, he will attempt to insert his penis into the mouths of other dogs. He only does this with other male dogs. I have even had to pay extensive vets bills for a toy daschund whose jaw was dislocated during a particularly vigorous attack.
As you see, pressures from my own human society have forced me to ask you to accept Cuddles onto dog island. Maybe you have even had similar letters on the subject? The only information I ask of you, at this stage, would be to know if the other dogs might attack him because he is a gay? Is there some training method I could use to try to make him a bit more butch? And finally, if there might even be a gay island for similar dogs? I really would appreciate it if he could live among others of his kind. He really is a most loving
dog.
Yours algoyo
No offence butcould you summarise in 5 words or less for me? My eyes are boggled up and I can't read anything today.
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dr_fonz,
Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:18,
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Make it stop!It's like the web version of sitting next to a guy on the bus who insists on telling you about his budgies.
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at,
Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:19,
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